I don’t know which is worse – having to throw a piss stained foam mattress into the dumpster – or listening to the last Chiefs game of the season on the internet while wearing a Trent Green jersey.

Or how about this? Career Builder lets you include your website/blog in your account profile. “Oh, sure, it’s summerofbenny.com. Check it out. I write about excessive drinking and bed wetting. When do I start?”

The Chiefs just scored again. I’m going to pour myself a drink.

The time has come for you my friend.

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