True Friendship
There’s a certain “guy code” that says you don’t fool around with a buddy’s girlfriend or wife. And it doesn’t matter if they’re still together, or not. It’s just a common courtesy we extend to each other.
Note: This rule does not apply if your buddy says, “I don’t care what you do with the bitch.”
I had no idea women lived by the same rule.
I mean, what if your relationship with a woman has run its course because she turned out to be a whack job. Then you realize you have a lot more in common with her friend than you ever did with Miss Nut Bag.
Yep, you just have to forget about the sexy friend that could be the woman of your dreams – one that won’t call you a slob – or shout obscenities when you leave the toilet seat up – or turn off a football game so she can watch The Holiday for the 20th fucking time.
And women take it a step further. The object of your affection doesn’t have to be a close friend to be off limits.
Oh, no.
Your ex could have met her at a friend of a friend of a friend’s candle party two years ago – and your lovecicle still ain’t getting wet.
So pick your girls carefully, guys. Otherwise, you’ll end up in a drunken stupor at last call looking for a slump buster.
I saw her today at the reception. A glass of wine in her hand.