That’s the last time I fall asleep with the oven on
The one-year roommate experiment has ended, and I’m moving back to my own place at the end of the month.
There are several empty boxes in my living room, and a lot of shit around them. It just seems like a lot of work to pick up the shit and put it in a box.
I want to thank Sheila E for delivering the boxes a couple of weeks ago. She called yesterday and said, “I’ll bet they’re still sitting in the living room where I left them.”
Ha ha. I have funny friends.
Tom d G helped move the heavy stuff yesterday. “I can’t believe I’m touching this mattress,” he said.
Oh, grab my side because we have another wisecracker.
“No offense, T, but I wouldn’t touch your mattress with a forklift,” I shot back.
“None taken.”
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When I tried to step inside, I moved to where they hoped I’d be.
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