Hello, Saints Fan!
For the next week and a half we’re going to be subjected to experts handicapping the Super Bowl.
“For the Saints to win, they’re going to have to get to Peyton Manning.”
“For the Colts to win, they’re going to have to have to control the line of scrimmage.”
Wow, that’s some hard-hitting shit.
How about this? – The team that wins the Super Bowl will be the one that can best handle the night life in South Beach.
Peyton Manning and Drew Brees are good family men, so they don’t count.
So now you’re left to figure out what players are going to be able to chase tail and down Jaeger shots on Saturday night – and still show up to play a football game the next day.
There’s your edge.
Ask yourself this – who has home field advantage when it comes to partying – Broad Ripple or Bourbon Street?
Saints by a field goal.
You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it. I thank you all.