Why is America so fat?
I used my cell phone to record and upload my first video on YouTube. I call it The Summer of Benny – Cribs.
It’s my birthday, so I’m getting drunk tonight. Here’s how I spent some previous ones.
This Day in Benny History
1996: Flew to Honolulu with “Doggie-Style”
1997: Ice and snow storm – watched “Nutty Professor”
1998: Flew home from Vegas after Super Bowl
1999: Met Lil’ Bro at DFW Airport Hyatt
2001: Maui – Lunch at Hula Grill in Lahina, whale watching cruise, drinks at Cheeseburger in Paradise, dinner at Bubba Gumps (crab legs), drinks at Maui Brew House – bought weed from some dude on a bridge – drinks at Kimos – stopped at convenience store on cab ride back to hotel to get rolling papers – watched two chicks get it on in hot tub outside by pool
2002: Watched football – ate crab legs and filet mignon with “Drunkie-Drunk”
2003: Drinks after work with Jane
2005: Trainwreck and Margarita Mama’s with Jane, Nancy and others
2007: Fast Eddies – OTB at Mac’s Time Out Lounge
2008: Dog Parade in Soulard – Melrose Place pool after with Sheila and Cathy G. 59 degrees high temp
2009: Dinner and drinks at Ozzie’s with Chico and Maribeth – Snowed 6″.
Did you have a good world when you died? Enough to base a movie on?
sorry i forgot your bday, benny. i never saw the puppy i got you last year? did you let the bateries go dead?