Another conversation with Anonymous Buddy:

ANONYMOUS BUDDY
I found a great tip to help boost my brainpower.

BENNY
Okay.

ANONYMOUS BUDDY
It said to brush your teeth with your left hand if you’re a righty. But I took it a step further.

BENNY
I think I know where this is going.

ANONYMOUS BUDDY
Yep – I started using the other hand to jerk off – tried it out this afternoon.

BENNY
Seriously – what is wrong with you?

ANONYMOUS BUDDY
Nothing. But while you’re giving yourself up for Lent – I’ll be getting smarter – and you’ll be getting dumber.

BENNY
Yeah, I’m sure that was Bill Gate’s secret to success.

ANONYMOUS BUDDY
Don’t be condescending.

BENNY
That’s a pretty big word, Brainiac.

ANONYMOUS BUDDY
See – it’s already working.

Great pickup line:

You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?

Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.

You: Really? I have a goldfish.

Her: What?

You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn’t matter.

I am the son and the heir – of nothing in particular.

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