Dream On

I was watching the hockey finals the other night when I heard the announcer say, “That was a nice reach around.”

I snickered. And then I started thinking of other terms in sports that have dirty connotations.

Baseball: Squeeze Play

Basketball: Back Door

Football: Tight End

Golf: Hole-In-One, Stroke

And Crowe Dog’s Favorite…

Badminton: Shuttlecock

When I was in California last March, I met Chelsea Field. She and her husband, Adam, are hometown friends of King.

King calls Adam “Spank.” I didn’t ask.

Chelsea is a country music artist in Nashville whose career is taking off. So until I receive a cease and desist order, I’m putting up a couple of links to her.

– CMT Video Chelsea Field: Things I Should’ve Said

– Chelsea Field on Facebook

I doubt she’ll care too much about being associated with the SOB, though. One night in Cali she spent an hour going through Facebook posts on her phone trying to find ones to reply with “That’s what she said.”

Dream yourself a dream come true