The Melrose Place Pool Party is tonight. And by tonight, I mean today. For those of you new to The SOB, here’s a recap of my previous pool parties.
2007: Kicked out
2008: Kicked out
2009: Asked to leave (kicked out)
Example #31 of how women are different from men…
A woman can be incredibly pretty, sexy and funny. But she’ll still tell you she needs a boob lift, tummy tuck and a nose job.
Men? Let’s use me as an example. I look goofy and could stand to lose at least 20 pounds. But I’ll go to the pool, take off my shirt and start talking to the nearest woman.
And if I’m lucky, she’s the insecure type that doesn’t mind spending a night with a guy like me.
– I stumbled upon this post and it made me laugh.
I’m coming to find you if it takes me all night