I know it’s weird to be in love with a bar, but I miss Ozzie’s. If I could go back in time I would ask it to marry me. Maybe we should’ve had kids to save the relationship. I hear that works pretty well.
They say if you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s yours.
Well, that’s a crock of shit because that former love of my life used to be in walking distance from Melrose Place. Now she’s living downtown driving all the old men crazy.
A new football season is almost here, so I guess it’s time to move on.
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This place is to sports bars what Etch A Sketch is to fine art. It’s nothing more than a restaurant with televisions. But hey, if you want to watch a Cardinals game over expensive beer and food, then this will suit you just fine.Hooters
I’ve never thought of Hooters as a sports bar. The waitresses are usually pretty hot though. Just be careful ordering a glass of milk. Some of them don’t have a sense of humor.Hot Shots
On a scale of 1-10, I give this place a 6. They sometimes play loud music – usually rap or hard rock – during games. But they do have Keno, which is terrific way to get back the money you lost on your 12-team parlay.Maryland Yards
They have great pizza, but not enough TVs to be considered a sports bar. And one of them is usually showing the NASCAR race. This is perfectly acceptable, you know, if it’s not football season.Syberg’s
This might be the place to watch games this year. They have tons of televisions, which means they are capable of showing every NFL game. This is extremely important if you play fantasy football or are a compulsive gambler. And they could make their own Girls of Syberg’s calendar with the waitress staff. Winner, winner, chicken wing dinner.
– Wife cleaning gun. Thanks, Janae.
I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house
That don’t bother me
I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out