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Urine Eliminator

It’s for a friend

When did being stupid become acceptable in this country? Lil’ Wayne, Jersey Shore, text messages…WTF?

I recently sent a professional email to someone that I had never spoken to before. I simply wanted to know if a procedure had been changed. Here’s the response I received:

let me f/u and il let you no

No need to run spell check on that.

And I get these all the time. It’s become the norm to write emails like they were text messages.

Seriously.

I remember a conversation I had with Issac during one of our summit meetings at Ozzie’s.

“How can anyone like Lil’ Wayne?” I asked.

“Say what you want. But he’s the number one selling artist right now,” he replied.

“That’s what scares me.”

Reality shows have always been stupid. In fact the only one I ever really watched was Real World with that Puck guy.

Oh, and maybe I left the remote alone for a few minutes while Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica was on. But that’s only because I once saw her ask if the tuna she was eating was actually chicken because it was called “Chicken of the Sea.”

So go ahead – watch your Bachelor and Bachelorette. And chillax to the flow of those nasty rhymes while gettin’ crunk up in your crib.

I ain’t buggin’.

I’ll be sitting here listening to country music, and maybe catch a Seinfeld rerun later on.

A go getter maybe I’m not
I’m not known for doin’ a lot
But I do my best work when the weather’s hot
I’m pretty good at drinkin’ beer