Grocery shopping
I know I haven’t been making as many posts as I used to. But my schedule this summer has been pretty hectic.
Weekdays
- Work
- Pool
Weekends
- Pool
But the days are getting shorter. Football is almost here. And soon I will abandon beer at the pool for bourbon at home.
Then things should get back to normal.
A buddy recently offered to be my wingman for the night. I declined by explaining he was quite possibly the worst wingman in history.
“How can you say that?” he wondered.
Gee…let’s see…the last time he tried to be my wingman he told a group of women how cool I was ‘back in the day’.
Oh, and then he went into detail about how the girls in college used to think I looked like Sting, but now I look more like Drew Carey.
Wingman?
Shit, I felt like I was the subject of a Comedy Central Roast. I was just waiting for someone to bring me a big ass chair to sit in.
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You make me smile like the sun, fall out of bed
Sing like a bird, dizzy in my head
Spin like a record, crazy on a Sunday night