I want to thank everyone involved with the LFL. Watching hot chicks play football in their underwear has always been a dream of mine.
And now my dream has come true.
Drink – I said come.
Sure, I’ve heard of the Lingerie Bowl. But that’s only one game a year. You’ve given me an entire season – and a reason to stay home on Friday nights.
I used to spend Fridays getting my balls kicked in at the race track. Stupid Pick 6. But not anymore. Beer, lotion and tissues – that’s all I need. You’ve saved me a fortune.
– Bless her heart – Read the character description from her only movie – ‘Threads’
– If historical events had Facebook updates
– Completely Honest First Date
– Bitches Ain’t Shit – a cappella version (NSFW)
Come on downtown and stay with me tonight
I got a pocket full of kryptonite