Archive for September, 2010

Truck

I want to thank everyone involved with the LFL. Watching hot chicks play football in their underwear has always been a dream of mine.

And now my dream has come true.

Drink – I said come.

Sure, I’ve heard of the Lingerie Bowl. But that’s only one game a year. You’ve given me an entire season – and a reason to stay home on Friday nights.

I used to spend Fridays getting my balls kicked in at the race track. Stupid Pick 6. But not anymore. Beer, lotion and tissues – that’s all I need. You’ve saved me a fortune.

Thank you!

Bless her heart – Read the character description from her only movie – ‘Threads’

Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case

– If historical events had Facebook updates

Completely Honest First Date

Bitches Ain’t Shit – a cappella version (NSFW)

Come on downtown and stay with me tonight
I got a pocket full of kryptonite

Yosemite SamNut Job Pastor

Just sayin’…

It’s been a week since I let Gina Party cut my hair. While that was obviously a stupid move, it doesn’t even crack my Top 100.

But I still have nightmares when I think of the look in her eyes after she was finished.

It wasn’t because she was laughing at the hack job she had just performed on my head. No, Gina had moved on to other things; namely my chest hair.

And I ran like Justin Bieber being chased by Edward Scissorhands.

Time is the essence
Time is the season
Time ain’t no reason
Got no time to slow

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