Every year between Christmas and New Year’s, normal people pack up their holiday decorations, and put them back into storage.
I have a similar tradition, but it follows the last KC Chiefs game of the season. You see, this is the time I pack up my Chiefs collection, and put it away until next season.
So back into the plastic bins they go – the flag, model semi-truck, model motorcycle chopper, fishing lure, ink pen, magic-8 football, miniature replica of Arrowhead Stadium, a book on the history of Arrowhead, countless jerseys…the list goes on.
I could list every item – but I don’t want anyone to think I’m obsessed.
And I should have the Christmas Tree out of my living room by March.
– Poor Lady Chiefs Fan Caught With Her Boobs Out After Post-Playoff Pity Hump (NSFW) Thanks, John M.
So lock up your daughter
And lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
And run for your life