Tom Fister

Thursday morning I walked out in the rain to find my car had a flat tire. I put on the spare, and drove to a service station up the street. I told the lady attendant I wanted to drop off the tire, and pick it up the next day. She said they would be happy to patch it, and were open “6:30-4:00” the next day.

So this morning I arrive at 6:40.

ME
Hi, I dropped off a tire yesterday, and I’m here to get it put back on my car.

ATTENDANT
We don’t open until 7:00.

ME
Uh, yesterday you told me you opened at 6:30.

ATTENDANT
Yes, we open at 6:30, but the mechanic doesn’t get her until 7.

ME
That’s like saying the gates at the track open at 11, but first post isn’t until 1: 30.

ATTENDANT
What?

ME
Nothing. I’ll wait.

Alright
We’re gettin’ funny in the back of my car
I’m sorry honey if I took you just a little too far, yes
Uh too too far

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