The BennyBytes page is a collection of various sound bytes. Click on a play button to hear the audio clip.

Here’s a sampling of a commercial jingle I’m working on for the propane industry.

SOB Tribute to Facebook Fridays

Getting baseball scores is so easy today

While walking into court to answer charges of riding the MetroLink without a ticket, someone told a lady that she better put away her cell phone or the bailiff would take it away. This was her response.

The Cell Phone Defendant

The audio clips below are from a guest DJ contest I won in the 90’s. They’re probably NSFW, but I don’t care if you lose your job.

Pet Names

Hee Haw

Ass

Deliverance

Bunny and Booty

The End