BennyBytes

The BennyBytes page is a collection of various sound bytes. Click on a play button to hear the audio clip.

I try to use the voice recognition feature on my stupid smart phone. It understands ‘Frank the Tank’ but not ‘Mom’. NSFW.

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Obama should change his campaign slogan in 2012 from “Yes We Can” to “Mmmmm Hmmmm”

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Here’s a sampling of a commercial jingle I’m working on for the propane industry.

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SOB Tribute to Facebook Fridays

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Getting baseball scores is so easy today

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While walking into court to answer charges of riding the MetroLink without a ticket, someone told a lady that she better put away her cell phone or the bailiff would take it away. This was her response.

The Cell Phone Defendant

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The audio clips below are from a guest DJ contest I won in the 90’s. They’re probably NSFW, but I don’t care if you lose your job.

Pet Names

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Hee Haw

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Ass

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Deliverance

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Bunny and Booty

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The End

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