Archive for the SOB Quickie Category

Gay Finger 

How do you people work 40 hours a week? It’s exhausting.

– You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!

10 People from your past who will haunt you on Facebook.

– You gotta love politics.

– McCain’s Brain #1: Checking out his VP.

– If textbooks could talk. NSFW

– Using animation to cover the nasties in porn flicks. NSFW

Don’t seem right. I’ve been strung out here all night.

S.O.B.'s Dinner Club 

Janer in NYC sent me today’s picture of a restaurant she spotted while walking down a street in Manhattan. She made sure to mention that an OTB is located around the corner.

- Dani-girl uploaded two new photo albums: Cinco de Mayo and Summer Begins

– SOB Reader, Mr. O., appears as an extra in the new Adam Carolla movie The Hammer which was released today. In this shot, he can be seen clapping in the lower left-hand corner. If you get the DVD, his fifteen minutes of fame come at the 0:51:53 mark. He was last seen signing autographs at a Wal-Mart in Wichita.

Balloon-crazed dog on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Thanks, Lil’ Bro.

– God accused of selling cocaine. Thanks, Mr. O.

– Dogs can sense a potentially terrible disaster well in advance. Thanks, Tom.

Is anybody listening? Oh, oh…

gina party rc helicopter

This is your captain speaking. If you look out the right side of the aircraft, you’ll see Dani-girl about to wake up next to a vibrating dildo.

– California Gay Marriage PSA. NSFW

– Someone compiled footage of the Top Ten on-air meltdowns. NSFW

– I finally know what Pilates is. Sweet…

– I knew what was going to happen, but I couldn’t stop watching.

you never pee on me anymore

Jane B. sent me the perfect card. 

- Dani-girl uploaded pictures from last week’s Parties at the Plaza

- Check out the new driver. Thanks, Freddie R. and G-Man.

- Why most men are Republicans. Thanks, Tory K.

- Hangover Finalists. Thanks, Braz. NSFW

- Missouri Flood Survival Kit. – Thanks, Doug O.

- Police just don’t get paid enough. Thanks, Sheila E. NSFW

- Chappelle’s Show: Reparations 2003. Thanks, Mr. O.

clippy 

I finally got around to reading the SOB mailbag. Some of these are not safe for work.

Nominated as the World’s Best Short Joke of 2007 

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

“Mom”, he asked, “Are these my brains?”

“Not yet,” she replied.

Thanks, Sheila E.

Clinton Joke

After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time.

Chelsea said she had a wonderful time, and thinks she’s in love.

Hillary said, “You didn’t have sex, did you?”

Chelsea said, “Not according to Dad.”

Thanks, Tory K.

– Dani-girl uploaded pictures from the Cardinals game last weekend.

– This guy thought he had a great tattoo… until he went to jail. Thanks, Tom. NSFW

– Friends come and go. Thanks, Doug O.

Best DUI ever from Reno 911! Thanks, Freddie R.

– How to tell if your date is bored. Thanks, Sheila E. NSFW 

– Proper ways to serve a man a drink. Thanks, Mr. O. NSFW

– I saw the first sign of spring today. Those open-toed shoes are a dead giveaway. Thanks, Leo K. NSFW

I’ll tell you this… No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.

rudy hillary subway 

Warning: Some of the links below contain nudity and profanity. Viewer discretion is advised. In other words, don’t look at this crap at work unless you’re really good friends with the IT guy.

– Be careful if you ever order a blow-up doll on the internet. Thanks, Tory K.

– I thought this was a fairly honest beer ad. Thanks, Lil’ Bro. 

Everyday Normal Guy lays down his 2nd track.

– You sick little monkey.

– I’m thinking Burger King rejected this Whopper Freakout commercial. Thanks, Freddie R.

– An NHL player gets taunted by a fan.

Speedy Gonzales is on drugs.

– Peter Griffin finds the path to enlightenment on The Family Guy.

– Use of ‘N-Word’ may end porn star’s career.

– I stared at the crotch shot like it was 3-D art. Ya’ ever dream in 3-D? It’s like the boogeyman is comin’ right at you.

Then I saw her face.

- Peyton Manning gives a Pep Talk.

– Use the Liberal Insult Generator to create over 27,000 random insults to hurl at democrazies.

– I usually head for the open bar during the first dance at a wedding reception, but this one made me cry.

Kermit the Frog is the latest victim to experience 2 Girls 1 Cup. (Warning: Contains profanity)

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