I finally got around to reading the SOB mailbag. Some of these are not safe for work.
Nominated as the World’s Best Short Joke of 2007
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
“Mom”, he asked, “Are these my brains?”
“Not yet,” she replied.
Thanks, Sheila E.
After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked her if she had a good time.
Chelsea said she had a wonderful time, and thinks she’s in love.
Hillary said, “You didn’t have sex, did you?”
Chelsea said, “Not according to Dad.”
Thanks, Tory K.
– Dani-girl uploaded pictures from the Cardinals game last weekend.
– This guy thought he had a great tattoo… until he went to jail. Thanks, Tom. NSFW
– Friends come and go. Thanks, Doug O.
– Best DUI ever from Reno 911! Thanks, Freddie R.
– How to tell if your date is bored. Thanks, Sheila E. NSFW
– Proper ways to serve a man a drink. Thanks, Mr. O. NSFW
– I saw the first sign of spring today. Those open-toed shoes are a dead giveaway. Thanks, Leo K. NSFW
I’ll tell you this… No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.