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		<title>Doctor Wu</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/10/08/doctor-wu</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:57:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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How do you people work 40 hours a week? It&#8217;s exhausting.
- You shut your mouth when you&#8217;re talking to me!
- 10 People from your past who will haunt you on Facebook.
- You gotta love politics.
- McCain&#8217;s Brain #1: Checking out his VP.
- If textbooks could talk. NSFW
- Using animation to cover the nasties in porn [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Reply At All</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/06/24/no-reply-at-all</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 03:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Janer in NYC sent me today&#8217;s picture of a restaurant she spotted while walking down a street in Manhattan. She made sure to mention that an OTB is located around the corner.
- Dani-girl uploaded two new photo albums: Cinco de Mayo and Summer Begins
- SOB Reader, Mr. O., appears as an extra in the new Adam [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SOB Quickie</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/05/21/sob-quickie-4</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 13:27:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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This is your captain speaking. If you look out the right side of the aircraft, you&#8217;ll see Dani-girl about to wake up next to a vibrating dildo.
- California Gay Marriage PSA. NSFW
- Someone compiled footage of the Top Ten on-air meltdowns. NSFW
- I finally know what Pilates is. Sweet&#8230;
- I knew what was going to happen, but I couldn&#8217;t stop watching.
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		<title>SOB Quickie</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/04/23/sob-quickie-3</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:02:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Jane B. sent me the perfect card. 
- Dani-girl uploaded pictures from last week&#8217;s Parties at the Plaza. 
- Check out the new driver. Thanks, Freddie R. and G-Man.
- Why most men are Republicans. Thanks, Tory K.
- Hangover Finalists. Thanks, Braz. NSFW
- Missouri Flood Survival Kit. &#8211; Thanks, Doug O.
- Police just don&#8217;t get paid enough. Thanks, Sheila [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stoned Immaculate</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/04/08/stoned-immaculate</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 03:46:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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I finally got around to reading the SOB mailbag. Some of these are not safe for work.
Nominated as the World&#8217;s Best Short Joke of 2007 
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
&#8220;Mom&#8221;, he asked, &#8220;Are these my brains?&#8221;
&#8220;Not yet,&#8221; she replied.
Thanks, Sheila E.
Clinton Joke
After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked her if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m A Believer</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/01/17/im-a-believer</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 00:49:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Warning: Some of the links below contain nudity and profanity. Viewer discretion is advised. In other words, don&#8217;t look at this crap at work unless you&#8217;re really good friends with the IT guy.
- Be careful if you ever order a blow-up doll on the internet. Thanks, Tory K.
- I thought this was a fairly honest beer ad. Thanks, Lil&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SOB Quickie</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2007/11/28/sob-quickie-2</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:23:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Peyton Manning gives a Pep Talk.
- Use the Liberal Insult Generator to create over 27,000 random insults to hurl at democrazies.
- I usually head for the open bar during the first dance at a wedding reception, but this one made me cry.
- Kermit the Frog is the latest victim to experience 2 Girls 1 Cup. (Warning: Contains [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SOB Quickie</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2007/11/19/sob-quickie</link>
		<comments>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2007/11/19/sob-quickie#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 23:45:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Here&#8217;s a compilation of the Top 10 Bird Moments in sports.
- My country boner won&#8217;t go down. (Warning: Contains profanity) Thanks, Lil&#8217; Bro.
- John McCain gets asked a legitimate question from a supporter.
- Joe Rogan watches 2 Girls 1 Cup. (Warning: Contains profanity)
- Guy gets arrested for DUI on a lawnmower. &#8220;Was I speeding?&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Come On Down</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2007/03/06/come-on-down</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2007 13:41:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two signs that Americans are getting fatter &#8211; BLT Candles and Ben &#38; Jerry&#8217;s Milkshakes. 
Ann Coulter doesn&#8217;t want to go into rehab for calling John Edwards a &#8220;faggot.&#8221; 
Pothead gets selected on The Price is Right and uses 420 for his bidding.  If you don&#8217;t know what 420 means, you are not cool, man.
Dog takes things into his own paws (Warning: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kramerica</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2007/02/17/kramerica</link>
		<comments>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2007/02/17/kramerica#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Feb 2007 17:54:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whew. You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I’d be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would’ve said you’re crazy… Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window.
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