- Here’s a compilation of the Top 10 Bird Moments in sports.

- My country boner won’t go down. (Warning: Contains profanity) Thanks, Lil’ Bro.

- John McCain gets asked a legitimate question from a supporter.

- Joe Rogan watches 2 Girls 1 Cup. (Warning: Contains profanity)

- Guy gets arrested for DUI on a lawnmower. “Was I speeding?” Classic.

Remind me to tell the story of how I was once arrested the night before Thanksgiving. Never mind, I’ll remember.

Benny

Two signs that Americans are getting fatter – BLT Candles and Ben & Jerry’s Milkshakes. 

Ann Coulter doesn’t want to go into rehab for calling John Edwards a “faggot.” 

Pothead gets selected on The Price is Right and uses 420 for his bidding.  If you don’t know what 420 means, you are not cool, man.

Dog takes things into his own paws (Warning: Contains profainity and one masturbating dog.)

Cool surfing video

Coke Machine Jackpot

HBO trailer for The Sopranos final season which begins on April 8th.

Whew. You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I’d be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would’ve said you’re crazy… Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window.

The effects of drugs and alcohol on spiders – Thanks, Mike W.

Snatchsquatch needs to mow the yard. – Thanks, Bob F.  (Warning: Contains nudity.)

The Worst Burglar Ever – Thanks, Michael O.

Best DUI Ever - Thanks, Bob F.

Mel Gibson hates Jews – Thanks, Larry R.  (Warning: Contains profanity.)

A guy shoots his buddy, and calls 911 for help. – Thanks, Freddie R.

Swedish Self-Cleaning Toilet

Is this guy sitting on a beanbag chair? – Thanks, Bob F.  (Warning: Contains nudity.)

The social pages say I’ve got the biggest balls of all.

Benny

No offense Dani-girl, but you have some serious catching up to do.

A picture of Crowe Dog taken the morning after his birthday bash last weekend.

Watch this Amateur Pole Dancer take a dive. – Thanks, Scott B.

Saddam’s cat  – Thanks, Tory K.

Going where the climate suits my clothes. 

Benny

I figured everyone had already seen Adam Samberg and Justin Timberlake’s Dick in a Box from SNL so I didn’t put it up. 

Then, I saw a hot chick’s version last night- My Box in a Box.  Her video isn’t as funny, but she’s got a nice rack. 

(Warning: Both videos contain material that some may find offensive).

Watch the Firecracker Suicide Bomber.  What a frickin’ idiot.

Amateur Strippers stopped in a police chase.  Sweet.

NBC has started their own video site – DotComedy.com.  You can see “Dick in a Box” here once YouTube yanks it.  Heh, heh, I said yank it.

Who the f**k is Mr. Blackwell?  A male fashion guru usually means one thing to me – homo. 

How can Britney Spears share the Worst Dressed of the Year Award with Paris Hilton?  He obviously didn’t figure Britney’s beaver into the equation.  (Warning: Contains nudity).  One man’s trash is another man’s spank treasure.

Thanks to all who have subscribed to the email updates.  This will prevent you from having to check the website to see if my drunk ass has made new posts.

Some alcoholics spend their entire lives recovering.  I’m usually good by noon.

I promise that I’ll run away with you.

Benny

Today’s post is short because I spent most of the evening reading this newspaper article.

Watch this guy drink a flaming shot. – Thanks, Chuck H.

(I Wanna) Pee on You – (Warning: Contains profanity).

The Farting Gym Goer.

You know, there’s like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bo staff. 

Gosh.

Welcome to this one man show.

Benny