Sherri thanks for the comment, but I may need to quit drinking; or learn karate.  

Congratulations to Jake’s Leg on celebrating their 30th anniversary. 

After reading yesterday’s post, Michael O. said, “Every weekend has the potential to be a 3-day weekend.  It’s all up to you.”

New Stupidity Tax – “If I tell you, I’ll have to kill you.” – Cha Ching – $10.

Tory K. found inside information on the Agenda for 2008 Democratic Convention.

Foamy the Squirrel says no to the Atkins Diet.  Warning: Contains profanity.

Check out the name of the guy who is the World Health Organization’s head of HIV/Aids.

Jane Skinner is hot, and now she’s talking dirty to me. 

Peace activists are hoping a global orgasm on the first day of winter will help bring an end to war and violence.  Their goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on peace.  Not a problem; I’ll just rub one out while watching Katie Couric.

I don’t mind you coming here and wasting all my time.

Benny

This is mostly juvenile guy stuff.  Enjoy.

I’ve never heard of Jennifer Sterger but I’m now a huge Florida State fan.  Be sure to view “Pics” and then “Game.”  Hoochie Mama. – Thanks, Dave B.

Tory K. sent this video of Osama bin Laden.

A funny Ameriquest commercial – Thanks, Tom d G.

Warning:  Contains graphic nudity. - Here’s a Camel Toe slideshow from Scott B. (a.k.a. Bo Bo).

I dated a girl once who had a tattoo of a seashell on her upper thigh.  When I put my ear to it, I could smell the sea.

Done dirt cheap.

Benny

You might want the headphones today.  Warning – The links to other pages may contain material that some may find offensive.

I don’t know whether these guys are teenage homos or just funny. 

Chris Rock – How Not to Get Your Ass Kicked – Thanks, Mike K.

Funny logos, signs, etc… – Thanks, Michael O.

Chappelle Show – Clayton Bigsby The Black White Supremacist

Jim Carrey – Fire Marshall Bill

The Big Lebowski – The Dude hates The Eagles, man.

I posted this a few months ago, but its replay worthy – Scotty Doesn’t Know.

I always feel like somebody’s watching me.

Benny

Dear Paris, 

I am sorry I rushed to judgment before I knew the facts.  I believe you only had one margarita at the charity event.  I dig the fact you were driving just because you wanted an In-N-Out burger.  You are A-Okay with me, and I loved your home movie.  You are obviously a very talented girl.  I am behind you 100%.

Yours truly,
Benny

Kevin Connolly from Entourage is dating Paris’ sister, Nicky?  Nice job, E.

Last night, I walked into the gym at my clubhouse.  I didn’t workout; I just needed to pee after drinking five beers.  There was a guy on the exercise bike watching a “Friends” rerun.  I told him there was an NFL game on NBC but he said he wanted to watch the episode of Friends.  What a homo.

Did anyone watch the Kick-Off Special on NBC before the game?  The performing artists were Diddy, featuring Cassie (whoever the f**k that is), Rascal Flatts, and Martina McBride.  The latter two did an acceptable job singing.  Diddy and Cassie danced around like a circus act while lip syncing.

If you are a supposed superstar, and get paid millions of dollars to perform, at least sing your f**king songs live.  After watching Diddy, I was longing for Ashlee Simpson.  How sick is that?

Bored at work?  Check out the Top 10 Best Jackass Skits of All Time.

For those of you who didn’t understand the Cleveland Steamer music video yesterday, don’t sewer slurp because you can find the definitions at Urban Dictionary.

I’m heading to KC tonight for the Chiefs home opener against the Bengals on Sunday.  Next post on Monday.

They got a crazy way of loving there.  And I’m gonna get me some.

Benny

I think this chick digs the Summer of Benny.

CBS put Katie Couric on the Photoshop Diet.  I bet Rosie O’Donnell just bought an ass-load of Adobe stock.

Thanks to Dave B. for emailing this funny video of women lying about their weight. 

Have you ever been on a date and “Brown Eyed Girl” by Van Morrison comes on, and the chick you’re with says, “This is my song”?  Yeah, I’m sure he had you in mind when he wrote it.

Man, I’m feeling like a hater, player.  Changing gears, take a look at Jane W.’s photo album from Nelly’s Black and White Ball.  It looks like she had fun but I would have probably gotten my ass kicked.

GM decided to end its sponsorship of “Survivor,” but said it had nothing to do with the recent news that this year’s contestants will be separated by race.  Yeah, right.  I’m anxious to see how this is going to affect the sales of Cadillac Escalades.

Thanks to Scott B. for emailing the Best Country Song Ever.

I can’t remember a time when I heard more stories about toilets. 

First, CNN’s Kyra Phillips forgets to turn off her microphone when she goes to the crapper during a speech by President Bush.  Instead of hearing The President talk about the 1-year anniversary of Hurricane Katrina, viewers were subjected to her restroom rant about her family with the chick in the next stall.  Can you spare a square?

Then, I read an article about a pilot locking himself out of the cockpit, 30-minutes from landing, after he made a trip to the sh-tter.  WTF?

The bottle was dusty but the liquor was clean.

Benny

I took the day off to join a women’s rights rally.

Tom d G, Crowe Dog, Stocky Sean, Dan, and other fellow degenerates, spent last weekend partying in the desert.  Tom said that being in Las Vegas with the Crowe Dog was like watching a 3-year old chasing a balloon next to a cliff.  You just hope to catch him in time.  

Realizing the Dog is sensitive, I found the perfect t-shirt for him. 

Football season is almost here, and I miss Leon.

The Bong Hits 4 Jesus case may be heard by the U.S. Supreme Court.  This was the first I had heard of the story but it sounds like something I would have done in high school.

Law enforcement officials found a dozen marijuana plants growing outside a West Duluth, MN police substation.  Man, just weeks from harvest.

Cuz we gonna lay around the shanty, mama.  And, put a good buzz on.

Benny