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		<title>Summer Breeze</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2013/05/17/summer-breeze</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 20:03:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My mom came into town yesterday, and left me a bunch of stuff from my childhood. One of them was a poem I wrote about summer. There wasn&#8217;t a date on it, but I&#8217;m guessing it was from third or fourth grade since it was written in cursive. And, since today marks the 7-year anniversary [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chicken Fried</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2013/02/03/chicken-fried</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2013 16:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE (2/4): What an ass whoppin&#8217;. I should have included Game On Dude in the San Antonio Stakes at Santa Anita. Winner. I&#8217;ve picked the last five Super Bowl winners ATS, and today I am going to bury your man. You&#8217;ll have bookmakers running for cover coast-to-coast. You&#8217;ll be driving around in a new Cadillac [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daysleeper</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2012/05/08/daysleeper</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 01:55:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is what happens when I forget to lock my computer. I see today with a newsprint fray My night is colored headache gray]]></description>
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		<title>Still Fly</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2012/02/04/still-fly</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 23:39:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aaron Rodgers is everywhere This being Super Bowl weekend, I decided to go back through the SOB archives to see how my picks have fared in the past. 2011 2010 2009 2008 I was surprised to find I&#8217;ve picked the last four winners. I don&#8217;t think I had any money on those, and I certainly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1999</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2012/01/12/1999</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 01:17:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I renewed summerofbenny.com for another year. I also made just one New Year&#8217;s Resolution for 2012: Transfer my domain name to a company that doesn&#8217;t fuck me up the ass. Yahoo! Small Business Payment Confirmation Order Details Service:     Yahoo! Web Hosting Starter (summerofbenny.com) Status:     Active Order #:     xxxxxxxx Order Date:     05/17/2006 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Low</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2011/11/15/low</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 02:09:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[November 15th is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day. Well, I did, and found this little gem in my crisper. I have no idea what it is, or how long it has been there. But thanks to a beach-based cleanser and sponge my refrigerator is now clean. And apparently, mold-free. I would like to apologize [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Kinda Party</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2011/08/09/my-kinda-party</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 01:53:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you know King, then you know he enjoys a good time. And if you ever go to a bar with him, there are three constants to keep in mind: You will drink You will eventually be asked to leave He will lose his debit card or cell phone; or both Now normally I would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You And Tequila</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2011/08/04/you-and-tequila</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 23:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After the Good Friday Tornado swept through St. Louis last spring, a few friends got together to help move debris from Crowe Dog&#8217;s house.  And by debris, I mean trees. I know I&#8217;ve written about our cleanup efforts previously, but I&#8217;ve yet to mention &#8216;The Chainsaw Incident of 2011&#8242;. Here&#8217;s the short version. Tom bought [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Ain&#8217;t Seen Nothing Yet</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2011/07/06/you-aint-seen-nothing-yet</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 01:39:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I didn&#8217;t get to sleep until 3 AM last night. After the long 4th of July weekend, I guess my body didn&#8217;t recognize the need for rest without being passed out. I made a list for my doctor&#8217;s appointment next week. Most of these involve some sort of pain and/or paranoia. They are in no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Slim Shady</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2011/06/21/the-real-slim-shady</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 01:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m sitting in the locker room today at the gym. I had just gotten there and wanted to send a quick text message. There was an older, fatter man sitting in the same section &#8211; naked. &#8220;Put away that cell phone,&#8221; he said. &#8220;What?&#8221; I asked. &#8220;Cell phones aren&#8217;t allowed in the locker room. [...]]]></description>
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