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		<title>Watermelon Crawl</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2010/03/09/watermelon-crawl</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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During an appearance on the Chris Matthews show this week, former CBS Anchorman Dan Rather said of President Obama:
&#8220;Listen he just hasn&#8217;t been, look at the health care bill. It was his number one priority. It took him forever to get it through and he had to compromise it to death.&#8221; And a version of, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Perfect Blue Buildings</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2010/03/08/perfect-blue-buildings</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 03:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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I was so bored after Family Guy ended last night &#8211; I watched some of the Oscars.
That made me even more bored, so I started thinking up porn movie titles based on the actual movies.
Basing a porn movie title from an actual film is nothing new. Examples include A Tale Of Two Titties, City of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Do It Again</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2010/03/04/do-it-again</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 03:37:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Okay, so we&#8217;re three weeks away from The Summer of Benny trip to California to visit King.
Here&#8217;s a list of SOB cast members making the trip: Me, Tom d G, Dani-girl, Abby, Maribeth.
But here&#8217;s the kicker &#8211; I wasn&#8217;t going until JB (a guy I&#8217;ve never met) was kind enough to use a free airline [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Longview</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2010/03/02/longview</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 02:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Two weeks into Lent, and I&#8217;m still King of the County.
But I&#8217;m getting aroused by the strangest things. Check out Miss Butterworth&#8217;s looking all sexy inside my refrigerator door.
Tease.
Sometimes I wish they made a patch for this, but I would probably just rub it off.
Watching the Olympics didn&#8217;t help, either. Skating &#8211; Skiing &#8211; Snowboarding [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Soon Is Now?</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2010/02/25/how-soon-is-now</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 02:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Another conversation with Anonymous Buddy:
ANONYMOUS BUDDY
I found a great tip to help boost my brainpower.
BENNY
Okay.
ANONYMOUS BUDDY
It said to brush your teeth with your left hand if you&#8217;re a righty. But I took it a step further.
BENNY
I think I know where this is going.
ANONYMOUS BUDDY
Yep &#8211; I started using the other hand to jerk off &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Black Betty</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2010/02/23/black-betty</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 03:16:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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I peed on it
I&#8217;ve decided to get serious about my diet, so I&#8217;ve eliminated all carbs after 2 PM. Then I piss on this little stick at night to make sure my body is in ketosis. That&#8217;s the medical term for not eating french fries.
FYI &#8211; If you call one morning, and I use the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Red Light</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2010/02/21/red-light</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 20:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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I guess I never realized this before, but I rarely have a conversation with King when we&#8217;re both sober. Here&#8217;s one from this morning.
KING
What you got going today, Benny Boy?
BENNY
Laundry.
KING
Got a little laundry on the agenda, huh?
BENNY
Yeah, but I&#8217;m out of dryer sheets, and I hate static cling. I guess I could use some fabric [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Throwing Stones</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2010/02/16/throwing-stones</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:28:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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During this time of year I&#8217;m reminded that giving something up for Lent is not about making yourself suffer. It&#8217;s about giving something up for the benefit of your neighbor.
That&#8217;s why I&#8217;ve decided to abstain from playing a little five on one.
I&#8217;m sure my neighbor will appreciate 40 days of not hearing porn stars yelling [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whole Lotta Love</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2010/02/15/whole-lotta-love-2</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 03:51:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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I don&#8217;t have a lot of romantic Valentine&#8217;s Day stories. That&#8217;s because I usually try to break-up with girlfriends around birthdays and holidays.
Hey, don&#8217;t laugh. I&#8217;ve managed to save a ton of money over the years using this method. And by save, I mean blew at the track.
But one year in college I met this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amazing</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2010/02/11/amazing</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 02:49:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.summerofbenny.com/?p=2361</guid>
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Shop at Sam&#8217;s Club much?
I want to thank Tom d G for hosting the Super Bowl Party this year &#8211; and for supplying the endless amount of vodka and Jaeger shots.
Needless to say, I didn&#8217;t pay close attention to the game. Shit, I had to get on the internet the next day to check the [...]]]></description>
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