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	<title>The Summer of Benny</title>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Funk Soul Brother</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 15:45:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The following is from an e-mail I received today.
In a few short days, an African American man will move from his private residence into a much larger and infinitely more expensive one - owned not by him - but by the taxpayers.
A vast lawn, a perimeter fence and many well trained security specialists will insulate him [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It’s Raining Men</title>
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		<comments>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/01/05/its-raining-men#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:33:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
		
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Well 2009 got off to a great start - I puked on Gina Party&#8217;s floor in the guest bedroom after her New Year&#8217;s Eve party. And for those of you that don&#8217;t know GP very well, she gets absolutely disgusted with vomit or anything having to do with vomit.

Here&#8217;s a brief recap from one of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let’s Get It Started</title>
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		<comments>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/12/30/lets-get-it-started#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 04:34:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
		
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The first sign you&#8217;re gay
My grandma always tells me to eat black-eyed peas on New Year&#8217;s Day because it&#8217;s supposed to bring good luck. I think I&#8217;m going to take her advice this year.
In the past month, my digital camera, television and ankle have all broken.
Someone hand me some hot sauce and a fork. 
Stupidity Tax Offense: Saying &#8220;See ya next [...]]]></description>
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		<title>These Apples</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:11:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
		
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I wanted to make a new post this morning for a couple of reasons. First, it&#8217;s Sheila E.&#8217;s birthday. Second, I had to get rid of that disgusting ass picture from the first thing people see on the SOB.

Some interesting things you may not know about Sheila E.
- Lived in Minnesota for a year and every day [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Accidentally In Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 06:28:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
		
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WTF?
Update: That is not my ass. 
Well, well, well&#8230; it&#8217;s the day after Christmas and I&#8217;m drinking at the satellite office. Shocker. 
Please give a warm SOB welcome to the newest cast members - Doug Wetback and Tom B.
Thanks to everyone that has donated money to my pee and cum pill fund. And by everyone, I mean no one. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baby, Please Come Home</title>
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		<comments>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/12/24/baby-please-come-home#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 01:33:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
		
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I&#8217;ve never noticed how many non-handicapped people park in spots reserved for those who really need them - until I was one of those that really needed them.
Let me take you back to Monday night. I noticed all of the handicapped spots in a parking lot were taken, so I was forced to park a couple of hundred [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two Tickets To Paradise</title>
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		<comments>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/12/18/two-tickets-to-paradise#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
		
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&#8216;Tis the season for giving&#8230;
At least it must be, because I keep seeing those panhandlers outside my local grocery store ringing bells and begging me to drop money into their red buckets. I mean, these guys are yelling, &#8220;Merry Christmas&#8221; to me as soon as I get out of the Saab.
So, in the spirit of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One Headlight</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:44:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
		
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Never ignore your doctor&#8217;s order to go to the hospital for an X-Ray - Because you&#8217;ll end up walking around on a broken ankle for a week.
Here&#8217;s a little message to everyone that called me a pussy during the week I hobbled around in pain - &#8220;Suck it.&#8221;
You now realize that I have the pain threshold of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So. Central Rain</title>
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		<comments>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/12/17/so-central-rain#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:08:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sorry it&#8217;s been a while since the last post. My cankle ended up being broken and I haven&#8217;t felt like hopping over to the computer. That&#8217;ll happen when you spend most of the day hopped up on Darvocet.
The young female pharmacist warned me not to drink alcohol with the prescription pain medication. They&#8217;re so cute at that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Body Is A Wonderland</title>
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		<comments>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/12/11/your-body-is-a-wonderland#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:51:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
		
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A few shout-outs:

Leo - Thanks for the crutches. They&#8217;re working great even though the lowest setting is 5&#8242; 10&#8243;. I know I&#8217;m not that tall, but my weight is ideal for 5&#8242; 10&#8243;. I looked it up.
&#8220;You mean you&#8217;re wider than you are tall?&#8221; (Inside joke)
JT - Thanks for getting me the same Christmas gift as last year [...]]]></description>
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