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	<title>The Summer of Benny &#187; BS</title>
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		<title>Cars</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2010/06/16/cars</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 02:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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The Bob and Tom Show has been asking listeners to submit stories about their first car. Here&#8217;s mine.
My first car was a 1979 Chevrolet Monza. One cold day I discovered I was unable to move the lever to the defrost setting.
I told my dad who was a car expert, who looked under the dash.
A few [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whole Lotta Love</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2010/02/15/whole-lotta-love-2</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 03:51:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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I don&#8217;t have a lot of romantic Valentine&#8217;s Day stories. That&#8217;s because I usually try to break-up with girlfriends around birthdays and holidays.
Hey, don&#8217;t laugh. I&#8217;ve managed to save a ton of money over the years using this method. And by save, I mean blew at the track.
But one year in college I met this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amazing</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2010/02/11/amazing</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 02:49:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Shop at Sam&#8217;s Club much?
I want to thank Tom d G for hosting the Super Bowl Party this year &#8211; and for supplying the endless amount of vodka and Jaeger shots.
Needless to say, I didn&#8217;t pay close attention to the game. Shit, I had to get on the internet the next day to check the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>She&#8217;s Not There</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/12/04/shes-not-there</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 02:22:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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This looks like a pretty good ice breaker.
A couple of things tonight&#8230;first I want to go over the relationship advice I received from Issac.
I don&#8217;t want to go into a lot of detail, but last weekend I puked on a woman&#8217;s area rug. Now, I&#8217;ve dated some women for years, some for months, and others [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eat It</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/11/26/eat-it</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:28:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Back when I was dating Doggie Style (DS) &#8211; around &#8216;96 or &#8216;97 &#8211; we spent Thanksgiving at my parents&#8217; house.
After dinner, me and my brothers were in the kitchen doing dishes. My mom had delegated this chore in exchange for our meals. I don&#8217;t think she trusted our cleaning habits, though, because she stayed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grown Men Don&#8217;t Cry</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/10/20/grown-men-dont-cry</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:51:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Who has more street cred?
Some days have more meaning than others, especially after you&#8217;ve lost someone close to you. But it&#8217;s important to remember the good times, and let the bad ones go.
Here, let me give you an example:

Dad
Good Time:
Our family met in Panama City Beach a month before he passed away. Late one Saturday [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Leaving Las Vegas</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/10/06/leaving-las-vegas</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Lil&#8217; Bro was in Vegas over the weekend. He was telling me about the restaurants and night clubs they went to. I had no idea Las Vegas offered that type of entertainment. Whenever I&#8217;ve been there, the only things I saw were gaming tables and sports books.
That got me thinking about my trips to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girlfriend Is Better</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/09/28/girlfriend-is-better</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 01:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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The Dentist with a Guinness
I met some buddies at Trainwreck last week, and ran into JR &#8211; Dentist to the Stars (of Branson).
I think being a dentist in the Ozarks would be a pretty sweet gig. I mean, most of your patients only have a few teeth, so cleanings would be a breeze. And you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Big Ten Inch Record</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/09/06/big-ten-inch-record</link>
		<comments>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/09/06/big-ten-inch-record#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 15:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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That last post was pretty lame because (a) I was using Gina Party&#8217;s new $350 Facebook Machine and she was rushing me so she could look at her wall, and (b) I didn&#8217;t tell the reason behind what I wrote.
You see, the &#8220;ex&#8221;-girlfriend noticed I had removed her as a friend on Facebook. And she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dirty White Boy</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/08/19/dirty-white-boy-2</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 01:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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King&#8217;s infamous cooler &#8211; July 4, 2009
Damn, I thought I beat Tom. How many did he have? King&#8217;s writing got a little shaky late in the day. The best part was how he refused to put a tick mark on the cooler until the beer was popped.

Update: Tom&#8217;s count overlapped Maribeth&#8217;s. I knew he didn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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