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	<title>The Summer of Benny &#187; history</title>
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		<title>The Movie</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2010/01/27/the-movie</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 01:03:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Why is America so fat?
I used my cell phone to record and upload my first video on YouTube. I call it The Summer of Benny &#8211; Cribs.
It&#8217;s my birthday, so I&#8217;m getting drunk tonight. Here&#8217;s how I spent some previous ones.
This Day in Benny History
1996: Flew to Honolulu with &#8220;Doggie-Style&#8221;
1997: Ice and snow storm &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s My Life</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/08/05/its-my-life</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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WTF? Seriously.
I swear I keep running into a girl that was a booty call of mine back in the 90&#8217;s. She gave me a look today like she knew me. If that&#8217;s her, at least her face cleared up. But I&#8217;m hoping it isn&#8217;t, because I sure didn&#8217;t treat her very well back then.
Chicks don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everybody Wants To Rule The World</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/07/01/everybody-wants-to-rule-the-world</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:36:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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The Clinton Culinary Combo Kitchen Tool Set
I hate having to remember so many passwords. I have seven just at work. They are all different, and they all have different requirements. 6-14 characters, upper/lower case, special characters like &#8220;!,@,#,$&#60;%,^,&#38;,*&#8221;&#8230;
Not to mention they have to be changed every &#8220;X&#8221; number of days.
But I came up with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Saved By Zero</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/04/29/saved-by-zero</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 01:58:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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I think we found ground zero for the swine flu
I watched Obama&#8217;s news conference tonight. I can&#8217;t understand how he spends ten minutes telling the world the US is no longer using enhanced interrogation techniques &#8211; but never mentions the war on terror. 
That&#8217;s what gets me about liberals. They&#8217;re perfectly fine with partial birth abortions. But God help us [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let It Go</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/10/09/let-it-go</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:20:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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There isn&#8217;t much time to write this morning because (a) I have to get ready for work and (b) I&#8217;m making a wish list for a sex toy party this weekend. Anyone know if they make a Jessica Alba blow-up doll?
That reminds me of a quick story. Tom and Crowe Dog stopped by my place a couple [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Say It Isn&#8217;t So</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/07/24/say-it-isnt-so</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 04:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Gina Potty 
Melrose Place is losing a couple of cast members.
My neighbor, Tory K., moved out last weekend and became a first-time home owner. I&#8217;m okay with his departure because we&#8217;ll see each other during football season, and he&#8217;s a stupid Broncos fan. I certainly won&#8217;t miss the disturbing sounds of porn from above.
But I&#8217;m concerned about his replacement being an Indian [...]]]></description>
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		<title>4th Of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/07/03/4th-of-july-asbury-park-sandy</link>
		<comments>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/07/03/4th-of-july-asbury-park-sandy#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:48:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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The day was July 3, 1990, and I had an opportunity to alter my destiny. Five weeks earlier, I had won a preliminary stand-up comedy contest and the final competition was being held the night before Independence Day.
I had never done any stand-up before, but some friends convinced me to give it a try. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Euro-Trash Girl</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/06/17/euro-trash-girl</link>
		<comments>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/06/17/euro-trash-girl#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Yeah, I&#8217;ll search the world over.
I realize it&#8217;s been a few days since the last post, but I&#8217;ve been busier than an NBA player on Father&#8217;s Day.
The SOB has officially gone global. Today&#8217;s picture is of reader John M. at a Euro 2008 match in Basel, Switzerland on June 15, 2008.
In addition, I&#8217;ve received the following pictures of SOBs and their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Watching The Wheels</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/04/25/watching-the-wheels</link>
		<comments>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/04/25/watching-the-wheels#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 03:04:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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In 2001, I entered a contest put on by a local television station. The station had just acquired the rights to show reruns of Seinfeld, and the contest rules were simple &#8211; send a video tape of yourself reenacting a scene from the show, choosing the character you resemble most.
I reenacted the scene where George explains to Jerry that he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whole Lotta Rosie</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/01/24/whole-lotta-rosie</link>
		<comments>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/01/24/whole-lotta-rosie#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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After putting it off all week, I decided to clean the puke out of my carpet. Normally I would have used something mild like Woolite. But this was a dirty job, so I brought out the big gun: Goof Off &#8211; The Ultimate Remover.
This stuff is advertised to easily remove everything from dried paint chips [...]]]></description>
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