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		<title>Show Them To Me</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/04/07/show-them-to-me</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 00:26:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Good gravy, those things are huge.
Meet Crazy Mary. She&#8217;s a friend of Gina Party. Shocker. And for our enjoyment, she bought an SOB T-shirt &#8211; size small.
Holy Moses, smell the roses.
I&#8217;m writing a country and western song. It&#8217;s called I got a DUI on the way to get my IUD. I&#8217;m thinking either Gretchen Wilson [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let It Go</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/10/09/let-it-go</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:20:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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There isn&#8217;t much time to write this morning because (a) I have to get ready for work and (b) I&#8217;m making a wish list for a sex toy party this weekend. Anyone know if they make a Jessica Alba blow-up doll?
That reminds me of a quick story. Tom and Crowe Dog stopped by my place a couple [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Second Chance</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/09/09/second-chance</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:34:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Mr. Orange, Mr. White, and Mr. Pink
Today&#8217;s blog title is courtesy of Gina Party. This song was playing on the radio today while we were on the phone. She was convinced it was sung by 38 Special. I was thinking more along the lines of Corey Hart. She was right. I was wrong. Besides, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Day</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/05/07/bad-day</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 02:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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They never hassle their own kind.
When does American Idol end? I still watch it, but not because of the contestant performances or musical guests. I enjoy watching someone get booted off, and then forced to sing a song in tears. Okay, the numb nut kicked off tonight didn&#8217;t cry, but he butchered a Bob Marley song. And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stoned Immaculate</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/04/08/stoned-immaculate</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 03:46:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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I finally got around to reading the SOB mailbag. Some of these are not safe for work.
Nominated as the World&#8217;s Best Short Joke of 2007 
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
&#8220;Mom&#8221;, he asked, &#8220;Are these my brains?&#8221;
&#8220;Not yet,&#8221; she replied.
Thanks, Sheila E.
Clinton Joke
After Chelsea returned from a date, Hillary asked her if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Waitin&#8217; For The Bus</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/03/25/waitin-for-the-bus</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:44:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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&#8220;Park the car.&#8221;
The SOB drinking season traditionally runs from May through October. I&#8217;m not saying we don&#8217;t spend an occasional night during the off-season tossing down cold ones. We do. We&#8217;re just not in shape for two-a-days yet. 
Stupidity Tax Offense: When discussing the issue of race, saying something like, &#8220;I don&#8217;t care if you&#8217;re black, white, or purple.&#8221; Cha Ching! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Footloose</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2007/12/20/footloose</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What are my viewing choices tonight without cable? &#8211; Clash of the Choirs or racist Bryant Gumbel&#8217;s play-by-play call of the Steelers/Rams game. I guess the NFL network allows local stations to air the game if their team is playing. I&#8217;m opting for internet porn instead.
If you ever want to play a drinking game in the morning, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Drink Alone</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2007/12/05/i-drink-alone</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 03:26:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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I almost went through an entire bottle of Lubriderm last night watching The Victoria&#8217;s Secret Fashion Show. I should have gone to Tom&#8217;s to watch it on HD, but enjoyed the privacy.
We watched the Mizzou/OU debacle last Saturday at Tom&#8217;s house. Dan-girl, God love her, showed up during the third quarter, and started talking about purses. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mary Had A Little Lamb</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2007/11/30/mary-had-a-little-lamb</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 05:36:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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My mom gave me a one of those cool lever pull wine openers when I was home last week. It also came with a foil cutter. I don&#8217;t think she realizes it, but that&#8217;s like handing a razor blade and straw to a cocaine addict. They&#8217;re going to find a way to use them. I&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It’s A Shame About Ray</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2007/11/26/it%e2%80%99s-a-shame-about-ray</link>
		<comments>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2007/11/26/it%e2%80%99s-a-shame-about-ray#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mizzou is ranked #1 in the BCS, and are a win away from playing for the National Championship. What were those odds?
Chickie Poo is an OU alumna, and gave me a Sooner t-shirt last year as a gift. I usually turn it inside-out and wear it to the gym. However, it will be turned into a spooge [...]]]></description>
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