I Drink Alone
 I almost went through an entire bottle of Lubriderm last night watching The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. I should have gone to Tom’s to watch it on HD, but enjoyed the privacy. We watched the Mizzou/OU debacle last Saturday at Tom’s house. Dan-girl, God love her, showed up during the third quarter, and started talking […]
Mary Had A Little Lamb
 My mom gave me a one of those cool lever pull wine openers when I was home last week. It also came with a foil cutter. I don’t think she realizes it, but that’s like handing a razor blade and straw to a cocaine addict. They’re going to find a way to use them. […]
It’s A Shame About Ray
Mizzou is ranked #1 in the BCS, and are a win away from playing for the National Championship. What were those odds? Chickie Poo is an OU alumna, and gave me a Sooner t-shirt last year as a gift. I usually turn it inside-out and wear it to the gym. However, it will be turned into a […]
Friends In Low Places
The new law banning saggy pants got me thinking. Why do we need a law telling young men that it’s not appropriate to wear their jeans halfway down their asses? I didn’t need a law when I was growing up. I had my dad. If he would have seen me showing my boxers to the […]
Fight For Your Right
Over the weekend, I was reminded of Veterans Day, 1990. Derrick Thomas of the Kansas City Chiefs set the NFL record for most sacks in a game (7). I wasn’t at Arrowhead Stadium that day though. Instead, I was across the river at the dog track trying to find mid-track closers for my quinella boxes. I followed the […]
Passenger Side
 I recently found a picture of Becky, the girl I lost my virginity to in high school. I’m not sure if it was her senior picture or what, but it sure brought back memories. Like the time I tried to talk her into a blow j*b the same day she had her wisdom teeth pulled. Good […]
Billie Jean
Why is NBC telling me to be green whenever I watch their network this week? The Today Show sends Ann Curry to Antarctica, Matt Lauer to Greenland, and Al Roker to some cloud forest in Ecuador. How much damaging carbon emissions did they produce flying these people to the ends of the earth in private jets? I shouldn’t say […]