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		<title>The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2010/11/09/the-more-you-ignore-me-the-closer-i-get</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 02:01:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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I enjoy using Facebook and Twitter. They allow me to find people that annoy me &#8211; and then ignore them with the click of a mouse.

If you write things like&#8230;
Just had a pot pie. Yummmmmm!
-or-
Today was the BEST day EVER!!!  
-0r-
Wtf r we voting 4 now?
-or-
pple i jus voted 4 whoeva u pple r [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Round Here</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2010/07/08/round-here</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 01:08:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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The weather forecast for Saturday and Sunday &#8211; 90 degrees and sunny.
I&#8217;ll tell you something, though &#8211; I could use a rainy weekend &#8211; because I am way behind on my spring cleaning.
Times are tough this summer, too. I had to decide between running the air-conditioner or the ice maker.
The ice maker won.

Have you ever [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Turn The Page</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2010/01/14/turn-the-page</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 02:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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I got a few responses regarding the previous post. That was not a joke. That is the actual cover letter I&#8217;m uploading with my resume, now. I mean it. I officially give up trying to find a job via the internet. What a waste of time.
&#8220;So is your website.&#8221;
WTF did you just say?

Here is a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jungleland</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/11/06/jungleland</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:41:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Every Breeder&#8217;s Cup weekend, I&#8217;m reminded of how Frankie Dettori jacked me out of a big score in the 1998 Classic. I know everyone remembers the stretch drive of that race, but let me vent for a second.
I was having a good day. And then I let everything ride on a 6-1 shot named Swain.
Sure, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Under The Bridge</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/08/17/under-the-bridge</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 01:28:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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I blew out my flip flop
I lifted weights on Friday, and good gravy I&#8217;m sore. I&#8217;m not a personal trainer, or anything. Really? But I think you&#8217;re supposed to lift more than once every 3 months to make an impact.
Two self-promoting reminders:

Vote for The Summer of Benny for Best Blog in St. Louis.
Become a fan [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Gonna Miss Her</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/07/28/im-gonna-miss-her</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 01:05:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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This was my lunch today. I swear the broccoli contained E. coli, or something &#8211; because I spent the afternoon in the bathroom shittin&#8217; like a hack horse.

I called Issac to meet for lunch but he had already eaten. Here&#8217;s our conversation over the Instant Messenger this afternoon. Keep in mind that Issac recently reminded [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girls Just Wanna Have Fun</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/04/30/girls-just-wanna-have-fun</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 04:01:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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The 135th Kentucky Oaks will be run on Friday. The Grade 1 race is the &#8216;Kentucky Derby&#8217; for the ladies. And by ladies, I mean fillies. It&#8217;s held annually the day before the Derby.
But you already knew that.
This year&#8217;s race will be televised on Bravo with coverage beginning at 5:00 PM ET.
Shouldn&#8217;t it be on Lifetime?
Anyway, by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>That’s What I Love About Sunday</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/04/12/thats-what-i-love-about-sunday</link>
		<comments>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/04/12/thats-what-i-love-about-sunday#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 15:50:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Alright, so it&#8217;s not Sunday School material. But it&#8217;s timely and funny. Happy Easter. NSFW
Have you ever been approached by a cab driver inside QuikTrip, and asked if you remember the time he drove your drunk ass to the racetrack?
Me neither.
SOB reader, John M, moved to South Korea for a year to teach English. It probably [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Come As You Are</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/02/11/come-as-you-are</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 03:35:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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King
I&#8217;ve been sicker than Gina Party on Sunday morning. And on top of having the flu, my latest X-rays reveal that my ankle is not healing properly. It may have something to do with the fact that using crutches suck my ass.
I got the new pics taken last night at an Urgent Care because they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Your Boogie Man</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/02/01/im-your-boogie-man</link>
		<comments>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/02/01/im-your-boogie-man#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 21:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Watch the SOB Super Bowl Party Live! on February 1st beginning at 3:00 PM CT. We put the TD in STD.
In the last post, I wrote about not being able to talk about hot ass in the workplace because some people might get offended. What I meant to say was that you can&#8217;t tell a [...]]]></description>
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