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	<title>The Summer of Benny &#187; stupidity tax</title>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Gonna Miss Her</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/07/28/im-gonna-miss-her</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 01:05:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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This was my lunch today. I swear the broccoli contained E. coli, or something &#8211; because I spent the afternoon in the bathroom shittin&#8217; like a hack horse.

I called Issac to meet for lunch but he had already eaten. Here&#8217;s our conversation over the Instant Messenger this afternoon. Keep in mind that Issac recently reminded [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Small Paradise</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/06/30/small-paradise</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;ve had some major computer problems lately. First, the monitor on my laptop went out. No problem &#8211; I just hooked it up to my PC monitor.
That worked for day.
Then the hard drive on the laptop went south. No problem &#8211; I&#8217;ll just use the old Windows 2000 machine.
That  couldn&#8217;t connect to the internet.
I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve Got A Name</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/06/11/ive-got-a-name</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Enjoying Chico&#8217;s new swimming pool
There are a lot of grueling ways to make a living. You could be a window washer, crab fisherman, ironworker, fireman, policeman. The list goes on and on.
But one the most difficult jobs has to be a computer programmer in charge of updating spell check applications. 
I mean, think of the work involved trying to keep up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Original Sin</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/06/03/original-sin</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:14:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Screw it. I&#8217;ve got nothing tonight, so let&#8217;s go with the story of Big Butthole Girl.
I had a crush on this chick all through high school. I finally nailed her my first summer back from college. She had gone to another school, and somehow managed to remain a virgin. I had done the same. Wink.
We became an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Run Through The Jungle</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/05/26/run-through-the-jungle</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 03:42:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Exacta box?
I invented another drinking game over the weekend &#8211; Countdown.
The rules are pretty simple. Get together with three friends, and assign each player a number between 1 and 4. Then turn on Countdown with Keith Olbermann on MSNBC.
A player will drink a shot of beer every time he says the words that correspond to the player&#8217;s number.


Rush Limbaugh


Republican Party


Fox News


Right Wing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Under My Thumb</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/04/06/under-my-thumb</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:21:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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It&#8217;s a little out of focus, but this is what a blood blister looks like. If you want to now how it feels, imagine someone hitting your thumb with a sledgehammer.
I&#8217;m finally trying to get into all of this Twitter and Facebook stuff. I mentioned I was sending updates to Twitter the other day. I have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bertha</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/01/23/bertha</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:11:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Finally
I hate using crutches &#8211; so much in fact, that I haven&#8217;t been using them as much as I should. My doctor gave me a stern lecture yesterday after reviewing my X-rays and told me to keep weight off of my foot for another three weeks. The good news is that I got a handicap parking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Get It Started</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/12/30/lets-get-it-started</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 04:34:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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The first sign you&#8217;re gay
My grandma always tells me to eat black-eyed peas on New Year&#8217;s Day because it&#8217;s supposed to bring good luck. I think I&#8217;m going to take her advice this year.
In the past month, my digital camera, television and ankle have all broken.
Someone hand me some hot sauce and a fork. 
Stupidity Tax Offense: Saying &#8220;See ya next [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Send Me An Angel</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/11/25/send-me-an-angel</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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We met some new friends over the weekend. Maggiano&#8217;s had the best chicken parmesan of all-time. And Mac&#8217;s Time Out Lounge had the coldest beer.
Stupidity Tax Offense: Eating someone else&#8217;s chicken parmesan when the rightful owner is passed out. Cha Ching! &#8211; $10.
I don&#8217;t have much time to write today because I&#8217;m slaving over a hot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Private Idaho</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/08/21/private-idaho</link>
		<comments>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2008/08/21/private-idaho#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 04:38:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Three significant things are happening this weekend on the SOB:
1. Issac is moving back to St. Louis
After a year-stint in Michigan, he&#8217;s decided to move back to the Lou. That&#8217;s the good news. The bad news is he&#8217;s still a Democrat (his words; not mine). 
Axe not what your country can do for you&#8230;
2. Gina Party&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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