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		<title>Good Lovin&#8217; Gone Bad</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/09/15/good-lovin-gone-bad</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:37:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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SOB Translation of the Day
Quote: &#8220;Please help kids go to camp by purchasing a candy bar on the honor system.&#8221;
Translation: &#8220;Please help yourself to some complimentary candy bars, like you did with Benny&#8217;s two 6-inch Subways.&#8221;
I found a great way to get through the day. There&#8217;s a cute girl that walks into the building at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/08/18/de-do-do-do-de-da-da-da</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:29:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Getting baseball scores is so easy today

Someone ate the rest of my sandwich I put in the refrigerator today.
Unbelievable. 
That&#8217;s fine. I&#8217;m more than happy to play their game.
I&#8217;m going to Subway again tomorrow, and ordering a footlong Cold Cut Combo. I&#8217;ll eat half of it at my desk. Then I&#8217;ll take the other half [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Gonna Miss Her</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/07/28/im-gonna-miss-her</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 01:05:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[me neither]]></category>
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This was my lunch today. I swear the broccoli contained E. coli, or something &#8211; because I spent the afternoon in the bathroom shittin&#8217; like a hack horse.

I called Issac to meet for lunch but he had already eaten. Here&#8217;s our conversation over the Instant Messenger this afternoon. Keep in mind that Issac recently reminded [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Move It On Over</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/07/15/move-it-on-over</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 01:01:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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My smart phone is stupid.
I tried using the voice recognition feature while driving to work this morning.
&#8220;Call Red,&#8221; I said.
&#8220;Lemonheads,&#8221; replied the female voice.
WTF?
I had to listen to It&#8217;s a Shame About Ray four times before I made it to QuikTrip.


I went to lunch with Issac today. Here&#8217;s our conversation on the way back.
                         ISSAC
You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wrapped</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/07/09/wrapped</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:41:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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I got this sweet sun reflector at the eye doctor this morning. My eyes are dilated, and I&#8217;m heading to the strip club later.
Check out the note that someone left above the mailboxes at Melrose Place. I didn&#8217;t take this fucker&#8217;s DVD, but I bet it was the old Korean neighbor. I mean, the guy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everybody Wants To Rule The World</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/07/01/everybody-wants-to-rule-the-world</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:36:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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The Clinton Culinary Combo Kitchen Tool Set
I hate having to remember so many passwords. I have seven just at work. They are all different, and they all have different requirements. 6-14 characters, upper/lower case, special characters like &#8220;!,@,#,$&#60;%,^,&#38;,*&#8221;&#8230;
Not to mention they have to be changed every &#8220;X&#8221; number of days.
But I came up with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pop Song 89</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/06/19/pop-song-89</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 01:02:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Tim Johnson strikes again.
Happy Facebook Friday
 
I want to give a shout out to the driver of the hotel airport shuttle that drove my drunk ass home last night. I was in no shape to walk after Parties in the Plaza &#8211; especially when I was carrying an extra-large pepperoni pie.
Best thing I ever did, Clark.

I was talking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve Got A Name</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/06/11/ive-got-a-name</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Enjoying Chico&#8217;s new swimming pool
There are a lot of grueling ways to make a living. You could be a window washer, crab fisherman, ironworker, fireman, policeman. The list goes on and on.
But one the most difficult jobs has to be a computer programmer in charge of updating spell check applications. 
I mean, think of the work involved trying to keep up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>She Thinks My Tractor&#8217;s Sexy</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/06/06/she-thinks-my-tractors-sexy</link>
		<comments>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/06/06/she-thinks-my-tractors-sexy#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 14:17:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Belmont Picks:


Chocolate Candy


Dunkirk


Mine That Bird


Charity Man


Long shot exotic plays: 3/1,5 trifecta, 3-1-5-7 superfecta

SOB Translation of the Day
Quote: &#8220;The pool party is tonight.&#8221;
Translation: &#8220;I&#8217;m going to start drinking at noon, and be asked to leave when it starts.&#8221;

Plowin&#8217; these fields in the hot summer sun. Over by the gate lordy here she comes.
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		<title>Original Sin</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/06/03/original-sin</link>
		<comments>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/06/03/original-sin#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 02:14:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Screw it. I&#8217;ve got nothing tonight, so let&#8217;s go with the story of Big Butthole Girl.
I had a crush on this chick all through high school. I finally nailed her my first summer back from college. She had gone to another school, and somehow managed to remain a virgin. I had done the same. Wink.
We became an [...]]]></description>
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