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	<title>The Summer of Benny &#187; wtf?</title>
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		<title>Things That Make You Go Hmmm&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2010/11/29/things-that-make-you-go-hmmm</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 03:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Cyber Monday was nothing like I thought it would be. Looks like I&#8217;ll have to put the webcam and lotion away for another night.

Things that make me say WTF?
Black Friday &#8211; People go shopping when they know the parking lots and stores are going to be crowded.

How everything sounds funnier when you follow it with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Round Here</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2010/07/08/round-here</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 01:08:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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The weather forecast for Saturday and Sunday &#8211; 90 degrees and sunny.
I&#8217;ll tell you something, though &#8211; I could use a rainy weekend &#8211; because I am way behind on my spring cleaning.
Times are tough this summer, too. I had to decide between running the air-conditioner or the ice maker.
The ice maker won.

Have you ever [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ain&#8217;t Too Proud To Beg</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/08/04/aint-too-proud-to-beg</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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I was able to fix the alignment issue with the Facebook widget in the left sidebar. The solution was pretty straight forward.
I just changed the left and right margin values for the .sidebars li class in the CSS file.
Old
.sidebars li {
list-style-image: none;
margin: 0 0 15px 25px;
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margin: 10px 0 15px 20px;
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New
.sidebars [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everybody Wants To Rule The World</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/07/01/everybody-wants-to-rule-the-world</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:36:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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The Clinton Culinary Combo Kitchen Tool Set
I hate having to remember so many passwords. I have seven just at work. They are all different, and they all have different requirements. 6-14 characters, upper/lower case, special characters like &#8220;!,@,#,$&#60;%,^,&#38;,*&#8221;&#8230;
Not to mention they have to be changed every &#8220;X&#8221; number of days.
But I came up with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mexican Radio</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/05/18/mexican-radio</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 02:04:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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There&#8217;s nothing like following the weekend with a 12-hour workday. 
Sweet.
I watched the Preakness on Saturday with Tim F and TMShay. I call her that because she would rather spot celebrities than the only speed in a five furlong claiming race at Evangeline.
My record for picking winners in Triple Crown races isn&#8217;t exactly stellar.
Really?
I mean, I had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Partytown</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/05/08/partytown</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 02:24:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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The Bedroom (after)
A bunch of friends went to the racetrack tonight. It&#8217;s probably a good thing I didn&#8217;t go. I just checked the post times, and the fifth race is about to go off. That&#8217;s usually the time I start borrowing money.

Look what Benny did today!


Finished cleaning the bedroom

Picked up empty beer can and spit cup [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Major Tom</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/04/28/major-tom</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 02:37:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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My new Palm Pilot
Mr. O and I collaborated on my debut Country and Western album over the weekend. Here are the titles we&#8217;ve come up with so far:


I Got a DUI on the Way to Get My IUD


Hungover (and Horny)


Get in the Truck, Bitch


My Smart Phone is Stupid


This Light Beer is Getting Heavy


All we need now are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fortunate Son</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/04/13/fortunate-son</link>
		<comments>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/04/13/fortunate-son#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:45:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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D: Final Answer
Everything was going fine with my taxes last night. I entered my lone W-2, and TurboTax was displaying a modest refund. Then I entered a 1099, and watched the refund disappear faster than a Bernie Madoff hedge fund.
I did a little math this morning, and calculated that I need to sell 1,100 SOB Koozies to cover [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dance Dance Dance</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/04/01/dance-dance-dance</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 02:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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Here are three things that I&#8217;ve moved for years. Not only am I not moving them again &#8211; they&#8217;re going in the dumpster tonight.
Besides, they all come with a story I probably need to forget. And by story, I mean girl.
Below are brief descriptions of how I acquired each item (left to right).

I got this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad To The Bone</title>
		<link>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/03/24/bad-to-the-bone</link>
		<comments>http://www.summerofbenny.com/2009/03/24/bad-to-the-bone#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
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This is what happens when you give Gina Party a bunch of SOB products, and then send her into a bar. This was taken in Columbia, MO last week. I&#8217;m still not sure she what she had the guy doing in this picture.
I have to take another drug test today. I should just hire an on-call [...]]]></description>
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