Fortunate Son
 D: Final Answer Everything was going fine with my taxes last night. I entered my lone W-2, and TurboTax was displaying a modest refund. Then I entered a 1099, and watched the refund disappear faster than a Bernie Madoff hedge fund. I did a little math this morning, and calculated that I need to sell 1,100 SOB […]
Dance Dance Dance
Here are three things that I’ve moved for years. Not only am I not moving them again – they’re going in the dumpster tonight. Besides, they all come with a story I probably need to forget. And by story, I mean girl. Below are brief descriptions of how I acquired each item (left to right). […]
Bad To The Bone
This is what happens when you give Gina Party a bunch of SOB products, and then send her into a bar. This was taken in Columbia, MO last week. I’m still not sure she what she had the guy doing in this picture. I have to take another drug test today. I should just hire an […]
Burning Down The House
I admit that I’m not the neatest guy around. I mean, I think I’m neat as in ‘neato’, but when it comes to house cleaning, I’ve never been referred to as a neat freak. The other night, Gina Party needed a wine opener. After I told her there was one in my kitchen, she started going rummaging […]
Hey Hey What Can I Do
 Lassie needs a pee pill Thanks to Slingen for designing the new header. Drink – I said header. He also created the artwork for the new T-shirts and Koozies that should be here next week. I’m starting a new feature on the SOB. It’s called “Things that make me say WTF?” Things that make me say WTF? […]