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Proposal

I received the following email today. Looks like The Summer of Benny has generated an admirer. Daddy likey. Benny, Someone was talking about your website at the gym and I’m glad I found it. I am in love with you and your sense of humor. Will you marry me? I’m divorced, but got a HUGE […]

Entry for May 30, 2006

One day after making a post to complain about children at the pool, my buddy Niro stops by for a swim with his three boys. To hide their identity, they will be known only as the 3-man wrecking crew. Before I begin my day, I think I may have to drop off the kids at […]

Entry for May 29, 2006

While most people used today to recover from the weekend and get ready for work on Tuesday, I decided to add one more day to the bender. “I drink alone.” -George Thorogood It actually wasn’t much fun. I stopped drinking Budweisers around 5:00 and switched to Gatorade. The pool was full of kids and better […]

Entry for May 28, 2006

Sorry, no pic today. I was deep into day four of the bender which looks like it might stretch into five. Today was spent like the previous days, at the pool. The Who’s Who of The Lou were present. B-Ryan, Tommy Tutone, Danielle, Abby, Tory, Luke, Stephanie, Issac, Doug, Jay, Jay II, Valerie, Kelly, Brokeback […]

Entry for May 27, 2006

The cup is purposely hiding the kiss… I don’t want to hear about the summer solstice. The official first day of summer was today and arguably, the funnest day of the year. I added a photo page to the website which contains pictures from the pool today. The hotties were out in full force. I […]

Entry for May 26, 2006

A special thanks to Doug O. from St. Louis who generously donated $30 to The Summer of Benny. I was instructed to spend the donation “only on beer, hopefully in the interest in luring more babes to our pool.” Daddy was drunk yesterday. I passed out around 9:00 after spending the most of the day […]

Entry for May 25, 2006

Ah, a day at the pool. Pictured are Rachael, Brian, and Jake. Jake originally wanted to be called Jake the Fish. Then he requested, Jake the Snake. Finally, he decided that he wanted to be known only as “Jake”. I went to the pool loaded with a cooler full of Bud Light. I spent the afternoon […]