Gimme Back My Bullets
As I entered the concert last night, I heard a 20-something ask his buddy who was opening the show. “Is 3 Doors Down opening for Lynyrd Skynyrd or is Skynyrd opening for them?” I wanted to get in his face and say, “Are you out of your fu**ing mind?” I knew this would probably generate […]
That Smell
Okay. Today’s blog is a little early as I am going to the Lynyrd Skynyrd/3 Doors Down show tonight. Tory K. was kind enough to donate a free 10th row ticket to the Summer of Benny. Sweet. Working in the city has its moments. On the way into the office today after, I saw an […]
Bend It Like Beckham
Bend It Like Beckham? I always thought that came from a Paris Hilton video. If you haven’t been to YouTube yet, it’s worth the effort. In fact, if you just started a new job and your boss is out of town for the week, it’s a great way to spend the afternoon. I’ve been dog-sitting […]
Drama
An entrepreneur finally has Johnny Drama T-Shirts available in White.  I’m sure they’re not the “Official HBO” version which was only offered in black but who cares. If you would like to see me in this shirt, go to the Summer of Benny website and donate $23.99.  Type “Drama” in the PayPal description field. A restaurant in Florida is offering a […]
Payback
This post will be brief as I am typing it in the am because the never reliable web hosting servers were down last night. Shocker. Kate has been unmasked. My apologies to Tom d G who I had accused of being the perp last week. The actual creator of my fake admirer is none other than Jane […]
Summer Solstice
June 21st…one of my favorite days of the year. Others include Super Bowl Sunday, Derby Day, springing forward, and the day the SI Swimsuit edition gets delivered. I read an article today that talks about blacks fading in baseball. Can you imagine the backlash if someone wrote an article on whites not being a bigger […]
Just For Men
After years of watching my friend Matt turn prematurely grey, I finally decided to buy some hair color. I have to apply it by tomorrow night because the instructions state that you cannot go swimming for 48 hours. That would ruin my weekend. Speaking of Matt, I “volunteered” to watch his family dog later this […]