As if I didn’t have enough to worry about…Â
*Â How are we going to kill the new Al Qaeda dip sh-t?
*Â How will a new Mexican immigration law affect the price of weed?
*Â How will I ever bang Jessica Alba?
*Â How can I explain this post to my Mom if she reads it?
Enough, already.Â
Now, I have to convince my web hosting company for the fourth time that my blog is jacked up. If you scroll to the bottom, the light blue background ends. No one seems to know how to fix this. It’s like I’m talking to my cable, cell phone, utility company, yada yada yada.Â
Where has customer service gone in this country?Â
I read on MSN today that drinking 17 beers a day can keep prevent prostate cancer.  This has  been my plan all along. I just hope this preventive medicine doesn’t have any negative effects because I will be screwed.
There was also a research released today that states drinking coffee reduces the chance of cirrhosis of the liver. Hello? Suddenly, my lifestyle looks healthy.
Wednesday Night Fights – Ann Coulter vs. George Carlin on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Must See TV is back! If you don’t know who Ann Coulter is, watch TV Land.
I would love to write more but I spent two hours on the phone with the web hosting company and I have to go to work tomorrow thanks to you cheap fu**ers.
I drink alone,
Benny