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Nothing says summer like catching a great rock ‘n roll show at an outdoor amphitheatre.  Unless you add your buddy pissing on your leg at said amphitheatre.

The weekend included catching the Tom Petty show at UMB Bank Pavilion on Saturday night.  Just the thing for two guys who spent the day sharing a 30-pack and a chick who was already nursing her 2nd hangover of the day.

Midway through the first set, I felt water splashing my leg.  Being in the lawn seats, I assumed someone had spilled a beer.  After all, it was dark and the lawn was full of people.  This seemed like a reasonable assumption until I turned to my left and found Mr. O. singing along to “Free Fallin'”, holding his wiener.  Apparently, the walk to the restroom was too far and there was also a risk of not being able to find his way back.  The alternative?  Piss where you stand. 

What a great weekend.  More to follow.  I have to get to work.

Sunday came and trashed me out again…  You may be right.  I may be crazy.  But it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for.

BennyÂ