D-Day
Now I lay me down to sleep, so I can go to my new job tomorrow that I will not keep. The day of reckoning is upon us. I have to go to sleep at a decent hour tonight so I can get up at 7:00 AM and get ready for my first day in the […]
Entry for June 10, 2006
Being a guy… I can put on a swim suit and not care what others think of me. Tell a buddy that his girlfriend has a sweet butt and then “high five” afterwards. Drink 15 beers and consider them lunch and dinner. Where is Kate? I returned from Cali yesterday, hoping to greeted by a new girl. […]
Entry for June 9, 2006
I realized something this morning. I really don’t like people. After a solid 4-hours of sleep, drunken sleep, I went to the free breakfast at the hotel. There, I found myself surrounded by idiots. To the left was a table of four hillbillies who were conversing in a language I barely understood to be English. […]
Entry for June 7, 2006
This street sign is a half mile from my hotel in Long Beach. They must think I’m stupid. Today’s training consisted of having to learn a lot of new acronyms. VAR, DOJ, DOD, blah, blah, blah. I use two acronyms on a regular basis; BFD and STFU. For example, “I don’t know what DOJ means […]
Entry for June 6, 2006
Fill her up, please… I read there are around 8 million illegal Mexican immigrants in this country. I think I saw at least half of them fishing off a pier last night. The dinner last night was nice but ended up being a typical sales function where there are 20 guys in a room, demolishing an […]
Entry for June 5, 2006
I need help; send money. My first day of work in nearly three months began by being shuttled to the training facility at 8:30 AM. I signed in, and was handed my training manual and name tag. As I slowly pulled the name tag over my head and around my neck, I began to feel […]
Entry for June 4, 2006
I was on the way to the beach yesterday and caught the Long Beach Transit #112 bus. About a mile down the road, I saw the sign in today’s picture and hit the button to stop. I enjoyed my Double-Double, and went back to the hotel. Realizing, this would probably be my only day to […]