Why do cyclists dress like Lance Armstrong when they ride? Why do they ride the busiest streets during rush hour? I passed two of these dill weeds this morning. They weren’t riding together but I’m sure they gave each other some kind of gay sign language as the crossed paths. I would feel differently if they were riding their bikes to work but 99% of these butt munchers are just going for a ride on a crowded street at 7:30 in the morning for the hell of it. Â
NBA player, Eddie Griffin, was watching porn and drunk before he crashed his luxury SUV earlier this year.  Someone actually saw him get out the wreckage and walk down the street, stroking his meat. Why can’t this guy act like the rest of the NBA and have a different biatch in every town?
A judge in Oklahoma was convicted of using a penis pump during a murder trial. Thanks to the NBA pervert and this moron, all of a sudden my life seems normal.
Years ago, I lost a large wager on an NBA game. Trying to console me, Rocky the used truck salesman said, “I know how you feel. I’ve quit the drinking and I’ve quit the cocaine but that gambling is a hard lady to leave.”  Good talk.
How long will I have to see the stupid Ford commercial with that grey-haired dude from American Idol?
Since you’ve been gone.
Benny