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Pizza

Today’s picture is a good example of why you shouldn’t cook after a day of drinking.  The instructions said to cook at 350 degrees for 10-12 minutes.  I’m guessing this was in there a little over 4oo minutes.  Note that I also cooked the cardboard. 

Why am I still single?

I was talking to some folks yesterday that said they never watch the weather because it’s wrong most of the time.  I said I enjoy it when they forecast a huge blizzard and everyone rushes to the store to buy milk and bread.  I told them that I go to the store for essentials too – beer and rolling papers.  They walked away.

I took my first vacation day at the new job.  No one else is working today so why should I?  Actually, I called this morning and told them I wouldn’t be coming in today.  I think it’s important to let me people know who you are and what makes you tick.  If I didn’t do stuff like call in and ask for a day off after a month of employment, I could me unfairly characterized as a self-motivated, hard-working employee. 

I went down to the new Busch Stadium on Saturday and saw the Cards lose to the Royals for the second night in a row.  I learned a great scam from a ticket taker that is sure to get a lot of free beer at stadiums across the country.  I will share this info with anyone who sends me a $100.  The ROI is incredible.

Winner winner, chicken dinner.

BennyÂ