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And by pair of boobs, I mean knockers, jugs, cans.  Late in the evening, a chick at the pool decided to take hers out.  Every guy loves to see breasts and a bad day turns around quickly when a hot chick shows you hers.  The only time this situation can suck is when the girl doing the flashing is your girl.

Why does every foreigner seem like there up to something?  I am all for racial profiling.  It’s a simple lesson we all learned in kindergarten; a few people ruin it for the rest of us.  Feel free to correct me but I’m pretty certain that every act of terrorism committed globally in the last ten years was perpetrated by a Muslim male between the ages of 18-25.  Assuming this is correct, why does my Grandma get stripped searched at the airport while Mohammed and Aalim skip through the terminal with a pocket full of lighters? 

Today’s post is brief because I need to begin the final day of a 4-day weekend (bender).  Besides, it’s probably best I stop typing based on the mood I’m in.  I’d probably end up offending some people.

Riders on the Storm.

Benny