Let me make something perfectly clear – If you are parking cars at a crowded event and want me to follow your instructions, straighten your baseball cap and pull your shorts up so I don’t have to see your underwear. Until then, STFU and I’ll park where I want. Got that, Vanilla Ice?
I was going through some childhood videos over the weekend. Here’s my favorite.
My friend Jody C. says that he knows a lot of people who work out at Bally’s but he prefers Arby’s.Â
Thanks to the funny people at The Onion, here’s a story about Starbucks opening a new store in the rest room of an existing Starbucks.
Atlantic City, NJ closed all of their casinos today after the state was unable to agree on a budget. A casino representative said this could cost the industry as much as $20 Million a day. Lou, a compulsive black jack player from Newark, said he should be able to save around $1,200 a week during the shut down.
If you have 10 minutes to burn, here’s a funny video of Triumph the Insult Dog insulting nerds at a Star Wars 2 premiere.
If your Aunt had balls, she’d be your Uncle.
Benny