This is the last song I heard in the car this morning, and it kept going through my head until lunch. Circus life, under the big top…
Later in the day, Matt M. called me and I began to complain about having to be Bill Gates to figure out the new software I’m selling. I told him that I was thankful for being more computer savvy than most of my friends. He equated this to being the tallest midget, or the smartest 2nd grader. Good talk.
I’ve got some great news. I just saved a bunch of money by not paying my car insurance.
Why do utility companies advertise? I saw a television commercial last night for Ameren UE, our local electric company. I thought to myself, why in the F**K are they advertising? They have no competition. Their 30-second spot explained how they are working hard to keep our rates down. Here’s an idea, stop producing meaningless television ads, and disperse that money back to your customers. It’s not like we have a choice of who we’re going to pay when the air conditioning is running 24/7.
Merriam-Webster announced a sampling of the 100 words added to their dictionary in 2006. I stopped using this nimrod site after they added, “bling-bling” but failed to include “bitch slap.”
So just chill, till the next episode…
Benny