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Unbelievable.  A day after I post a comment complaining about the local electric company advertising on TV, they request a rate hike that would increase residential customer bills by an average of $6.00 per month.  MF, WTF?

Nick Lachey announced a 26-city tour, ending in St. Louis on October 26th.  Jody C. is out of town this week but I’m hoping he has internet access and is reading the blog.  I will do my best to keep you updated on ticket information.

If a gay man jumped on your back, would you beat him off?

Congress is schedule to vote on a bill Tuesday that would ban internet gambling.  Why don’t they just legalize this crap like the UK?  The government would reap billions in new revenue and gamblers wouldn’t have to deal with companies located overseas.  Like Niro always says, “You can’t legislate morality.” 

I gave up on gambling.  I’m so unlucky, if I fell into a bucket of tits, I’d come out sucking my thumb.

Pirates of the Caribbean raked in $135.6 million over the weekend.  That is the biggest opening since James Cameron’s Aquaman. 

Over the weekend, I saw a group of middle-Eastern men, and a few of them were smoking two cigarettes at the same time.  Now, this is the kind of the customers the tobacco industry needs.

Let’s swim to the moon, uh-huh.  Let’s climb thru the tide.  Penetrate the evenin’ that the city sleeps to hide.  Let’s swim out tonight, love.  It’s our turn to try.  Parked beside the ocean, on our moonlight drive.

Benny