Pete Coors admitted to receiving a DUI in May. WTF? He said, “I made a mistake.” No kidding. If he had drank Budweisers, he would have been smart enough to call a cab. Isn’t this the douche bag in the commercials, urging us to drink responsibly?  This guy needs a silver bullet up the dirt chute.
Some dumb whore in Oregon called 911 and asked to speak to “the cutest cop I’ve seen.” If this had been me calling for a hot chick cop, I wouldn’t think it was so stupid.
I’ve noticed that whenever I post new pictures, the number of website hits goes up. Frickin’ perverts.
Check out the Naughty American History website IF YOU ARE OVER 18! It’s strip trivia. Sweet.
Esera Tuaolo  is a former NFL defensive lineman that retired from football and then admitted he is a turd burgler. He is playing football this weekend in the Gay Games for the Chicago Flames.  Shouldn’t the team name be the Flamers?
An unidentified woman won $21,584 on a $.10 superfecta bet. Or what I like to call her, my dream girl.
I think drinking might be bad so I’m giving up thinking.
Benny