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The problem with Baptists is they don’t hold them under the water long enough.

I found the O.  With three days of lead time, they went to Australia for a week without telling anyone.  I forgot another of Mr. O.’s tales from a couple of weeks ago.  On a Friday, he decides to take a Ferris Bueller day off and drives 4 1/2 hours to L.A., gets a part in a movie as an extra, meets Adam Corrolla, and then drives home.  I think there is more to the story but that’s still a hell of a sick day.

Speaking of down under, I overheard a girl the other night tell her friend that she was hungry.  I said that if she was hungry, I had a tube steak smothered in underwear.  Remind me, why am I still single?

I would introduce the girl I met last Saturday to my family but they are prejudice against whores.

Last night, I watched The Big Lebowski with Red and G-Man.  I hope everyone has seen this movie.  It always makes me want to drink white russians and walk around town in my robe.

F**k it dude.  Let’s go bowling.

Benny