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1Sorry for the delay in posting but for some reason I never have time to write during a weekend bender.

If you are a guy, and find yourself on a long road trip by yourself, there is only one way to make the time pass faster; a Road Sock.  Depending on your stamina, you can easily burn 20 minutes while pounding one out to Jessica Alba. 

I saw an interview with Puff Daddy, P Diddy, Diddy, or whatever the f**k he’s calling himself, now.  It got me to thinking about changing my name.  From now on, I want to be known as, “Sugar Dick Daddy with the Candy Nuts.”

Thanks to TJ for the heads up…  Some cool rockin’ dude has uploaded episodes of Entourage on YouTube.com.  They are usually split into three parts but I imagine you can find all of episodes if you look hard enough.  Here is a link to Aquamom, the first episode from Season 3.  Some of these may be named by the episode title, while others use the season and episode numbers.  Here’s a link to the episode guide on HBO.  This is an ideal way to spend your time at work, whether it’s during lunch or just wasting time before the weekend.

Happy Birthday to Tom.

I was watching Two and a Half Men tonight and overheard a great line from Charlie Sheen’s character.  “Dating a 22-year old is like being a good carpenter.  No wood gets wasted.”

It’s hotter than a June bride on a feather bed.  Why is it that every time there is a heat wave, some environmentalist attributes it to global warming?  If you grew up in the Midwest, there is a logical explanation for the rise in temperatures;  It’s fu**ing summer!

Their ain’t no cure for the Summertime Blues.

Benny