Brown Eyed Women
CBS put Katie Couric on the Photoshop Diet. I bet Rosie O’Donnell just bought an ass-load of Adobe stock. Thanks to Dave B. for emailing this funny video of women lying about their weight. Have you ever been on a date and “Brown Eyed Girl” by Van Morrison comes on, and the chick you’re with says, “This is […]
Reefer Madness
I took the day off to join a women’s rights rally. Tom d G, Crowe Dog, Stocky Sean, Dan, and other fellow degenerates, spent last weekend partying in the desert. Tom said that being in Las Vegas with the Crowe Dog was like watching a 3-year old chasing a balloon next to a cliff. You just hope to […]
Back to School
Go, Trojans! Since most students are back in school, I thought it would be worthwhile to read Hugh Gallagher’s College Admission Essay again. This is one of the first things I remember seeing on the internet, other than porn, and is the actual admission letter he sent to colleges. I still quote lines from it today. You know you’ve been […]
Branding
Microsoft, McDonalds, Mercedes, Coca-Cola, Vinnie Chase, Summer of Benny… Jeremy Piven won the Emmy for Best-Supporting Actor in a Comedy. Making the point that he is only a piece of the puzzle, he said, “I’m billed fifth behind a guy named Turtle–remember that.” You know it’s the day after a Hollywood awards show when all the morning programs […]
Shakedown Street
New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin is in hot water for a 60 Minutes piece scheduled to air this Sunday. When asked why his city seemed slow in its rebuilding efforts, he said, “That’s alright. You guys in New York can’t get a hole in the ground fixed and it’s five years later. So let’s be fair.” […]
Takin’ Care of Business
One of the all-time greatest lines from a movie. Funny scene from 80’s TV. The Five Most Obviously Drug Fueled TV Appearances Ever. I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often. Very Funny Ads from TBS. I haven’t seen all of them so I can’t vouch for their funniness. The Beloit College Mindset List helps faculty relate to incoming […]
Risky Business
Here’s a chick that can’t stand being away from the Summer of Benny. Paramount Pictures has severed its ties with Tom Cruise. Apparently, jumping up and down on Oprah’s couch and demeaning Brooke Shields for taking anti-depressants caught up with him. Why is Scientology against medications, anyway? Viagra, for example, has helped a lot of men’s sex lives. I’ve […]