Here’s how the weekend went down; Saturday – teed off in the Westacott tournament at 1:00; drunk by hole #3; returned to G-Man’s house around 9:00; drank until the sun came up; slept from 7:00 – 10:30; went home; slept again from 11:00 – 3:30; went to the pool; took an hour to finish first beer; went to Casa at 6:00 to eat Mexican food; back home at 7:30; fought to stay awake until 9:00 to watch Entourage; fell asleep during the closing credits.
You know it’s going to be a long Monday when you’ve been on the toilet 4 times before Noon and have the shakes.
I once lived with a chick that drank excessively and loved to argue. One night, she ran out of the house after a shouting match.  I followed her to the driveway carrying a broom and shouted, “Hey! You forgot your car.” The relationship didn’t last much longer.
Nobody loves me but my Mama, and she could be jivin’, too.
Benny