I was behind a car this morning with a license plate that read, “Aunt Vi”, or something close. As I began to pass, I imagined the occupant to be an overweight woman, in her mid-30’s, single, and living with three cats. I was able to verify the first two and probably had the others correct, as well.
When you have a personalized license plate, not only are you telling the world something about yourself, you are also saying, “Hello. I am a dill weed.”
The same is true for bumper stickers. Things like, “AAA”, are acceptable but others make me scratch my head in amazement. I have seen stickers that read, “I brake for beer.” Great, you enjoy beer. What it should say is, “If you are a cop, and it’s late at night, you might want to pull me over.”Â
If I drove a lot when I was drunk, I would have two things on my bumper; a Jesus Fish and a Rainbow sticker, just in case the Cop was a homo.
I’m sure everyone has heard about the thwarted terrorist attack this morning in the UK. At least 21 people, mostly of Pakistani descent, have been arrested. One reporter said that Bush and Blair have been discussing this investigation for a month. I’m just glad the NY Times or Washington Post didn’t get wind of it.
Robin Williams has entered rehab after he found himself drinking again. I find this ironic because just last month, he was making fun of Rush Limbaugh and his battle with addiction. I have never thought Robin Williams was very funny but this story is.Â
Nanoo, nanoo.
Benny