Britney Spears appears in a home video acting stoned, belching, and babbling about how time travel is possible, among other things. I still think she’s hot.
Fellow moocher, Screech, got into an altercation with a woman in his hotel room in Omaha. Apparently, the woman broke into his room and he restrained her until security arrived.Â
Something similar happened to me a few years ago in San Diego. Around 3:00 in the morning, I woke to hear a woman screaming, scratching, and trying to kick down the door. After while, I finally said, “Fu-k it”, and let her out.
Looking for a gift for that special someone? Get them a personalized bottle of Heinz Ketchup.Â
The towel heads arrested yesterday in the UK had planned to blow up several airplanes in mid-air on August 16th.Â
The Wall Street Journal has reported that Iran may unleash a “cataclysmic event” on August 22nd. This day is somehow symbolic in the Muslim religion but I’ll be honest and say I really don’t give a sh-t.Â
60 Minutes will air a recent Dan Rather interview with the Iranian President this Sunday. Rather reportedly refers to him as a ‘reasonable’ man, goes goo goo over his civil engineering degree, and says Iran is hopeful for peace with the West. Dan is being used as a pawn again. I hope he had time visit Saddam during his visit.Â
Camel jockeys.
Oops, I did it again.
Benny