After my drive home, IÂ added a new definition.
Main Entry: 1pan·ic
Pronunciation: 'pa-nik
Function: adjective
1 : of, relating to, or resembling the mental or emotional state believed induced by the god Pan <panic fear>
2 : halfway home during a 40-minute commute with a brown snake playing peek-a-boo. Barely make it home, rush to the bathroom, back one out, and realize you are out of toilet paper.
I bought condoms the other day that have an expiration date. I really don’t need this kind of pressure in my life.
This is what I love about Democrats. Illinois Senator Barack Obama gives a speech warning against gas guzzling and then leaves in an SUV.
Looks like Dirty Harry is upset with the tabloids for printing pictures of him grabbing boobies. If I was in his shoes, I would be getting ass every night and publishing pictures on my own, subscription-based website.
RIP, Bruno Kirby.
John M. from KC emailed this crazy link. Japanese people are just weird.Â
I really think so.
Benny