Are you ready for some football? – Thanks Leo K.
I declare Jihad on this piece of crap. WTF?
Sometimes when I’m bored, I stare at foreigners and pretend I’m speaking their language in my head.Â
Does marriage cure depression? I don’t know who did this research but all you need to do is ask a guy who’s been married for over five years. They’re usually not jumping up and down and farting rainbows.
20 Saudi Fudge Packers were arrested in Riyadh at a gay wedding. I tend to make fun of gay guys that act extremely feminine. But, it’s even funnier when you see a Middle Eastern pillow biter. When I’m depressed, I go to the 7-11 up the street, buy a tacquito, and laugh at the gay cashier. That always lifts my spirits and it sure beats getting married.
I wish that I had Jesse’s girl.
Benny