Almost Famous… Dani-girl and the whack job from Parties in the Plaza.
I’m not much into sibling rivalries unless they involve The Summer of Benny. Last week, I received a donation of $2.75 for a beer at Trainwreck Saloon from six Embry-Riddle students in Florida.Â
This morning, a brother of one of the donors, and his two buddies, donated $17.00 for a case of beer and waffles. Here’s the accompanying email:
Dear Mr. Drew Carey; I mean Benny,
If you think those fellers from Embry-Riddle hooked you up with one beer, we’re donating a whole case and then some. You inspired us when you called Justin’s girlfriend while we were swimming. We finally realized what a sweet and caring man you were to have enough concern to call her back and let her know that Justin was okay. In case you haven’t realized yet, this is Vance (Chuck’s son), Justin, and T.J. We met you at the pool. We decided to send you $17.00. First of all, we wanted to not just buy you one beer, but a whole case to drink by the pool ($13.95). Then, when you fall asleep, wake up, and have a huge craving for Waffle House, the extra $3.05 can be used for some waffles. We think what your doing is kick ass, so we will be telling all of our friends back at home. Have a great summer. Please find attached to your door, the donation to The Summer of Benny.
Vance, TJ and Justin
 I think I can squeeze a 30-pack out of the donation. Sweet.Â
I’ve decided to patronize a local strip club wearing gym shorts without any underwear. That should get their attention.
What the World needs now is a new Frank Sinatra so I can get you in bed.
Benny